Tiny Boat

When your phone vibrates on a hard surface, and sounds like a tiny boats horn over skype or a similar service.

*Phone Vibrates*

Person 1 : "What the fuck was that?"
Person 2 : "Tiny Boat."

by Tiny Boat January 10, 2015

stoner boat

A late night snack consisting of a scoop shaped corn chip filled with salted peanuts and topped with a drizzle of nacho cheese.

Oh dude, the best way to get over a harsh toke is to grind on some stoner boats.

by PsyDawg September 26, 2014

Gondola Boat Ride

When the gentleman caller steadies the lady friend upside down by her legs (in a handstand), in the style of a gondolier piloting a vessel through the streets of Venice. This act culminates as the lady friend deep throats the gentleman caller. He unloads in her mouth and calls out loudly, much like the classical singing gondolier hallmark.

Mark had trouble finding his singing voice, until Susan gave him his first gondola boat ride.

by Tin Bizry June 10, 2015

goat bloat

A feeling of blotation close to that of a goat-like undercarriage overhang.

“Sorry girls, I can’t come out tonight, I have a serious case of the goat bloat.”

“I can’t eat that bite of quinoa or I’ll get goat bloat!”

by FlappyFanny August 3, 2018

Double boating

When a person has a baby mama and a side hoe at the same time

Look at Michael double boating over there

by Baljeet69 October 7, 2018

Clam Boat Special

When someone smokes marijuana and blows the smoke into the Vaginal Cavity and the female queefs it out Preferably in a “toot toot” fashion.

My girl got so high last night she let me do the Clam Boat Special!

by Captain Clam Boat March 22, 2019

Scrote in a Boat

An adjective used to describe a fairly unpleasant situation

"Dude, I just stepped in dog shit"

"well ain't that scrote in a boat"

by Lone_Porkchop September 5, 2012