sleep bond

the act of requiring someone to go to sleep when it's past midnight

please pick someone else to sleep bond, I will stay awake no matter what you say

by echkno July 18, 2025

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Mr. Bond

God

Your creepy social studies teacher that everyone thinks is a psychopath. But yet you think he is God because he watches over his children

Mr. Bond is so creepy yall

by It's. Ya. Boi. Ellie_ May 13, 2018

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Zara bond

Hottest girl ever

“Omg is that zara bond, hold me I’m gonna faint she’s too hot.”

by Hot dog gulper October 30, 2021

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Joe Bonds

The personification of nobody. When your own company is so good that hanging out with others starts to feel lacklustre.

"Wanna grab drinks after work?"
"I can't, I'm chilling with Joe Bonds"

by grimeysox September 30, 2022

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Pull a Bond

When you actually shart or defecate in your pants.

Bro1: Damn bro, are you all right ? What’s that smell ? Did you Pull a Bond ?

Bro2: Yup, I think I just pulled a Bond

by TheFrance October 12, 2022

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Most likely seen with her best friend Suri Cruise (who is probably not her best friend anymore) dressing homeless, or Cooking for yet another Television series alongside her sister Olivia or recording a song in the studio. Somehow a rockstar’s girlfriend can also be a chef. I think she is from New York.

G1: “I need to find someone to hang out with but not those sadists from the band”

G2: “What about Remy Bond she cooks and sings”

by SarahKim September 7, 2022

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