In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: In Third Grade, I Sold Dragon Ball Z Documents And Slipped Backwards: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Minute hand going backwards

Intense sense of dread, utter uselessness and lack of meaning.

"My whole life is just this! the ticking of the minute hand going backwards!"

by the_britwithnodrip December 30, 2023

Backwards Apple

When a woman puts a dildo in her vagina ball side first and leaves the tip hanging out.

Stacy you can’t be doing the backwards Apple when mom is home.

by Joncena6972 May 26, 2021

backwardism

1) Believing that total opposition to anything straightforward is the way to go.

2) Mormonism

3) A broader form of bullshitism

"Did you hear about Mitt Romney's policies?"

"Oh yes he is a stronger believer in backwardism"

by Crazy Clown November 4, 2012

Backwards

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by anonymous September 15, 2025

backwards hoe

A potato

Stop being a backwards hoe!

by Whacjskxjsnx May 18, 2017

Hokey Poke Backwards Elbow Area

Opposite of a weenis (your elbow skin), the weegina is on the other side where your arm creases when you bend it.

Me: lol i just touched your weenis!
Amy: yeah well I just stabbed your hokey poke backwards elbow area!

by Letsgetdangerous90 August 24, 2021