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awareness promoter

A pejorative term for leftist hippy freaks that don't do anything but whine. They live to promote awareness for stupid shit that nobody gives a shit about like civil liberties of manatees and preservation of indigenous rocks of the rainforests.
fred: "What are those awareness promoters doing over there?"
Rynaldo: "They're having a candle light vigil in memory of my salad"

Josh: "Hey V, how's that new chick you're going out with?"

V: "She's hot, but she's an awareness promoter. I keep trying to get her to blow me, but she won't shut up about the carbon emissions of frogs long enough for me to shove my cock down her throat."
by fred_berg December 18, 2009
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Roflcock Award

This award goes to any joke or situation worth roflcocking at. Its a coveted award as things worth a roflcock are very few and far between.
Did you hear that Lorrena Bobbett joke that Jim Stewart threw down last nite?

Ya that was totally Roflcock Award material there.
by rmarz247 May 30, 2008
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Awara

Ebon skinned Empyrean Goddess in Tyrian mythology who wields the elemental powers of earth, air, water, and fire. In Luxon lore, she is associated with fire, and depicted with an elemental sword. In Elysean lore she wields a flame orb or ball of energy. She is part of the divine order of Ariel and represents pure spirit, justice, strength, wisdom, victory, vitality, balance, the four seasons, harvest.
The blessings of the Empyrean Empyrean Goddess Awara aided us in our conflict.
The Luxons Luxon had Awara's elemental sword, and we were defeated in battle.
by DrinkWater April 14, 2010
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sophie's choice award

The unfortunate winning decision of an impossibly difficult choice between two unbearable options.
And the Sophie's Choice Award goes to......... A punch to the face! It looked for a minute like he was going to go with the baseball bat to the scrotal area.
by buster3535 July 25, 2014
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Ternion-all-powerful Award

The ultimate waste of money for the ultimate waste of time known as Reddit.
I got the Ternion-all-powerful Award on my Reddit post, jokes on the poor sap that spent the $125 to give it to me.
by Pvt. Blizz February 5, 2021
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Wholesome Seal Award

Contrary to it's name, the Wholesome Seal Award is a reddit award mostly given to, not wholesome and heartwarming posts, but the most fucked up things you could imagine.
person 1- yo i just got a Wholesome Seal Award on my reddit post!!!
person 2- really? i didn't know you had a soft side.
person 1- it's on a video i posted of someone getting brutally mauled by orphans
person 2- what the actual fuck tho...
by Yousnes Mkalki February 10, 2021
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Awardal

(a-ward-ul)

verb.

1. To be awarded a project or job that you put a biddal on. Usually used by the most experienced salesman in the construction industry.
The project Awardal will go to the lowest bidder.
by BiddalMaster August 18, 2014
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