Awdsmfafoothimaaafootafootwhscuseme 

Noun.

The term Awdsmfafoothimaaafootafootwhscuseme was originally used by Spanish conquistador Juan Ponce de Leon on one of his early expeditions with Christopher Columbus in search of the fountain of youth. History states that he first used this term when he first laid foot in the United States of America, specifically in Florida.

1. The greatest nation of the entire past, present, and future. This term asserts greatness in the physical world, the metaverse and the metaphysical spirit world. It also heavily suggests love and acceptance for all races, religions, genders, sexual orientations, democrats, republicans, independents, fetuses/babies, pro-lifers, pro-choicers, people with the karen haircut, robots and teachers.

"America is a nation that can be defined in one word: Awdsmfafoothimaaafootafootwhscuseme."

Awdsmfafoothimaaafootafootwhscuseme by Patriot1969 July 4, 2022

Teen Choice Awards 

Sluttiest children's special in television history. The abomination of awards shows and the most overrated.

Teens don't even watch. Children do.
It's not even their choice. The choice is Miley's and the Jonas Brothers'. And they suck.
Therefore, the awards are nothing but novelty.

You will die of ripping your own head off if you watch the Teen Choice Awards.

Teen Choice Awards by Smart American Male August 10, 2009

Awomen

Awomen is something a stupid Democrat says after he pray's in the 117th congress

Aman and awomen

Awomen by Wolf1776pool January 4, 2021

Lori Awesome 

The highest level of awesome possible. The coolest of cool, the bestest of best, the cutest of cute, the funniest of funny. A level of awesomeness that is unattainable to most, yet something we should all strive for. Lori Awesome is also considered the ultimate compliment possible. We all should feel very fortunate if there's someone nearby that is Lori Awesome.

Have a Lori Awesome day!

Your skills at Words With Friends is Lori Awesome!

Lori Awesome by lm.guitar October 18, 2010

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure

The Office (U.S.) S4:E1 "Fun Run"
what Michael Scott created for his coworker, Meredith Palmer, to find a cure for rabies, even though it is already cured and the Fun Run didn't raise any money (besides the money Jan donated--with Michael's money--to a nurse stripper)

Michael Scott drank less water and more fettuccine alfredo during the Michael Scott's Dunder Mifflin Scranton Meredith Palmer Memorial Celebrity Rabies Awareness Pro-Am Fun Run Race For The Cure.

michael scott's dunder mifflin scranton meredith palmer memorial celebrity rabies awareness pro-am fun run race for the cure by anna is a bananya May 5, 2019

Awkward Blastoise 

When an awkward turtle is insufficient for the awkwardity of the situation, one must "evolve" their awkward turtle into the Awkward Blastoise. This hand configuration uses the pointer and pinky finger of the top hand as Hydro Pumps to douse the situation.

While visiting his girlfriend's parents, Rob farted at the dinner table very loudly. The mom implemented the awkward turtle, but was immediately over-ruled by the dad's more appropriate use of the Awkward Blastoise in order to sufficiently encompass the awkwardity of the situation.

Awkward Blastoise by Cypress A 106 April 24, 2009

awkbird 

An awkbird is the current girlfriend of one of your sons that appears in intimate family photos but has a face like a smacked arse because she’s about to get the elbow.

Great wedding photos Dave, who’s that woman that looks someone’s called her fat?

Oh the ‘awkbird’ you mean? That’s my lad’s ex. She was on her way out but he didn’t have the balls to tell her before the wedding!

awkbird by Smellynappybaby June 2, 2018