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Astorga

A great motherfucker with a nigga size dick, that will make you cum in less than 2 minutes. Also called astorgasmo is a feeling best described as a rainbow cumming out you asshole or vagina. Asto, from the latin of "papi rico verga larga" and the rga from ancient roman language that means "big dick that impales you".

Occasionally with high hormone levels, finds girls 4 years younger than him attractive.
Kinda stupid, very good at every sport and thing he wants to, terrible memory. Awful with names.
Good friend and knows everyone.
My friend is called Astorga and made his last girl astorgasm.
by GoldL10n November 24, 2025
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Zaid asfour

A guy that always yells and is considered manyak, he is also hated by everyone
Omg this guy is so annoying he must be a zaid asfour
by Kokokohshags March 1, 2019
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Macy Aston

Someone who is very obsessed and stalker they are in love with a brec’s son but will never acquire what she needs
That’s dude is such a Macy Aston. He followed you home.
by MACAST June 18, 2019
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Ethan Aston

Sexy big cock best person showers every day is a pervert gets all the girls
Oh look it’s Ethan Aston the sexy big dick tall man
by Ethan Aston November 19, 2019
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Robert Aston

Yea BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Hey. Robert Aston can I go to the toilet. Robert Aston: YEA BRAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Jack Mclean October 29, 2020
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TTV_Astolfo

A 16 yr old British streamer who plays dbd all the time with his good friend wazz
Wazz I’ll keep using the gen build-TTV_Astolfo
by TTV_astolfo May 7, 2022
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nick aston

A Jewish man with a smaller than average mouth and prefers to wank whilst taking a dung
by Hgffhb May 13, 2022
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