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Arizona Sharpie Ballot

A sexual act in which one inserts a Sharpie marker halfway up their anus and penetrates another person vaginally or anally to climax, when they scream "LAWSUIT!"
I got really hammered and gave Madison an Arizona Sharpie Ballot last night
by anonymous November 6, 2020
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arizona

the northern part of the state gets snow in the winter time, the southern part rarely, central never, all there is to do outside of phoenix is hiking and offroading, hiking is only possibly in winter time, in fall, winter, and spring in the northern part, offroading will break down your vehicle if its made before like 2005, tucson is riddled with druggies, phoenix is too hot to fucking live have no idea why the fuck 1 and a half million people live there, the eastern and western parts are forgotten, its also where the snowbirds from minnesota come from and ruin everybody's day by going 25 in the 35 and 50 on the freeway, but at least its a safe haven from california where it takes 2 hours to drive 3 miles and you cant live past the age of 45 if you have asthma there too
Who tf wanna go to arizona bro
by natons September 16, 2020
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Arizona

Industrial Box Resistance Furnace Max. Temp 1200 °C W/ Chamber Size
Person 1: HOLY SHIT THATS A MASSIVE ARIZONA
Person 2: HOLY SHIT IM LETERALY MELTING
by belgianbaler November 30, 2022
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The Arizona GutPunch

A sexual act that is performed when one partner crushes a jalapeno in their closed fist, and then inserts that fist into the anus of the other partner while exclaiming, "AT LEAST IT'S A DRY HEAT!"
I gave Barry The Arizona GutPunch a couple of days ago and he says his ass is still burning!
by MAXDOZER July 24, 2023
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Arizona turtleneck

When you pour sand into the foreskin of an uncircumcised male
Anakin Skywalker hated it when Padmé Amidala spiced up their honeymoon an Arizona Turtleneck.
by stnapkid January 3, 2020
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Arizona Firecracker

When gay men are having an orgy, when ready to orgasm, where the guys jerk off and shove their cocks in the one mans ass as they cum
"These guys gave Sasha an Arizona Firecracker!"
by Roblox Television Company August 13, 2021
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