apocoplies

Also, apoco-plies, apocoply, or apoco-ply.

Short for apocolypse supplies. Doesn't have to be for apocolypse, literally, just things that could end badly or something bad happen during the situation.

A-"Shit, I got caught cheating---again."
B-"Yeah, you're gonna need apocoplies and a place to hide."

A-"Damn, my little brother just got his license. Time to stock up on apocoplies and hide in the attic...again."

by Heer July 10, 2007

apolotext

A means of apologizing via text message.

I apolotexted Jess for drunk dialing last night.

by Jamie Bennett October 26, 2007

Apatovianist

one who prescribes to the tenets of apatovianism, a modern aesthetic movement that exists solely to alienate people and make fun of any person, idea or thing that does not coincide with the believer's accepted set of what is intelligent or worth a damn.

noun; a dumb stupid.

a group of loud apatovianista was overheard making fun of a movie they had neither seen nor heard of at the local american apparel store while purchasing a three-pack of cotton underpants at least two sizes too small.

by march_hare August 4, 2008

apologelato

Being so sorry about something that you buy everyone an icecream.

"Something seems to be wrong here."
"I am mega apologelato about that!"

by They Told Me I Had To June 29, 2009

Apolojizz

The act of producing reproductive fluids(jizz) During Make up sex.

This word was created by Keith Land

My girlfriend and I got into an arguement, she slapped me and then we started to do it, About fifteen minutes later I made it a point to apolojizz all over her.

cum jizz make up sex apology awesome

by superace10 June 15, 2010

Apolojizzed

The art of sexual intercourse in the form of an apology aka make up sex.

1. We had a massive fight but then apolojizzed.

2. Apolojizzing is the best kind of sex.

3. That was one hell of an apolojizzing session.

by JessicaJellybean June 21, 2010

apolojive

(v.t.) to say one is sorry even though one is not, usually sarcastically; to apologize insincerely

e.g. 1) “Sorry, lady”
“Don’t you apolojive to me, boy!”
2) “Oh, well excuuuse me for trying to provide for you and the kids!”

by ronald72 November 9, 2010