Agneya

Agneya is a person who is the most easy going and friendliest people in the universe. He has a lovely smile and a great sense of humor. Any person who is friends with an Agneya is extremely lucky.

Have you met (name), he is such an Agneya!

by HydroBro April 5, 2021

Dining Amnesia

At a restaurant, when a waiter takes his sweet old time getting your meal that you start to forget what he looks like.

A case of dining amnesia.

Waiter: Welcome to Agave Mexican and seafood restaurant. What would you like to drink?

Customer: Sprite, please.

Waiter: Comin' right up.

Twenty minutes later.

Waiter: Here is your drink, miss.

Customer: Who the fuck are you?

by Summertimefun August 14, 2009

agnostic

ok its not a pussy version of atheism so dont let people tell you that, its basically a person who is intelligent and openminded because christians are usually not intelligent and not open minded while atheist are usually intelligent but not open minded.
it is the belief that even tho theres no proof that god exists, theres no proof that he does exist

heres the stupidest thing i ever found about agnostics

Strong atheists often question the special treatment weak atheists – and theists – give to religion. If they believe that the tooth fairy or Santa Claus do not exist, why are they willing to give God a benefit of the doubt?

they are willing to give god the benefit of the doubt because there is no proof that he doesnt exist. there is proof that santa and the easter bunny dont exist your parents tell you they dont exist when your a kid

im agnostic not some brainwashed idiot(religious person) and not some close mided smart man(atheist)

by jhjnjkklmk November 28, 2006

Agnishikha

Agnishikha is a female name. Person with this name are really very cute, sweet and lovely. This name have two syllables : : :"Agni"- Fire and "shikha"- Peak, on concluding the words it means "Peak of Fire" or "Ray of Flame" Agnishikha also means "Flames of Fire". They are extremely caring and loyal. Their close ones are really very fortunate to have her. They are very much passionate towards their creative working. Their special trait which defines them is that they are very much understanding; they understand a person's emotions and feelings by which they are able to understand the condition of the person. They are little possessive for their loved ones and they always think things in a constructive way. They always try to bind relations as they believe in the purity and sacredness of any relationship. The name(Agnisikha) itself defines the "Ray of hope" which means they are always optimistic and also they are very imaginative type of persons who imagines and make others fall into their awesome fantasy. Whoever befriends her can themselves become a ray of light (as light only spreads like a divine blessing).

Ray of Light ( Agnishikha ) like a Sun

Peak of Fire like in lamp
Ray of Hope like a saviour

by warmheartedicequeen December 28, 2021

Agnel

When one is overly excited about another human individual during text based interaction.. wherein said excitement causes the fingers to lose track of appropriate letter usage in words of flattery. Agnel is known to be used only in reference to Rollergirl.

"Omg.. you are such a sweet Agnel"
"My lovely Agnel"
"Nice ass.. you little Agnel"
"Want to sit on my tree my cute Agnel?"

by Cirga May 1, 2007

Dark Ages

The socialist, economy killings years when Barrack Hussein Obama was (is) President of The United States of America.

Tom "Do you remember the Dark Ages?"

Bill "Yes. Obama ran the deficit up, then his health care policies caused my company to put me down to part time work."

by Stoolsample November 7, 2013

Agnostic Cooch

A vagina that has never experienced an orgasm, there for it does not believe that they exsist.

Did you know that sue has an agnostic cooch?

by giamKS January 1, 2008