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assel

Used in the same context as asshole and meaning the same thing, assel is less conspicuous and far less noticeable to someone who doesn't know what it means.
Hey what up assel, wanna go play some mini golf?
by Limblessless June 16, 2007
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slut assed whore

A girl who fucks around with everyone but also has some features of a whore who wants money in return.
Yo! that slut assed whore aint fuckin wit me!
by Sophie. J June 11, 2006
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Assassination

A nation that is sassy.
Joe: That trip was fun, but did you see how sassy the people were?
Bob: I know man that place was a ducking assassination.

Bob: yea, that was an assassination.
by Chjdghxfhjdgk November 20, 2014
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Speedball Assassin

1.) A person who acomplishes tasks with amazing speed and proficiency.

2.) Someone who uses drugs or stimulants(such as caffine) to decrease reaction times, or enhance their speed related abilities, such as typing.

3.) Somone who is constantly wired on stimulants.

4.) An elite coder, highly skilled in coding from scratch. Can often code thousands of error free lines in only a few hours.
1.) Todd knocked out all the jobs I had given him in an hour. Did a good job too, must be a speedball assassin.

2.) On my own I can't type for shit, but wire me up on caffine and I'm a straight up speedball assassin.

3.) Poor guy, he has to work three days straight sometimes, so he's a speedball assassin out of neccessity.

4.) If we're going to get this program to beta before the deadline, we'll need a speedball assassin.
by Wolf89 January 31, 2006
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assed out

to be done. tired beyond the point of tired. running on empty. used instead of pass out.
i worked 11 hours today, im assed out.

its 2am and i just got home, im going to ass out.

she slipped her girlfriend, two xanadu's, and she was assed out.
by the mighty mighty S.A.C April 11, 2004
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60 Second Assassin

a dude who busts a nut in a minute or less
Bill's ex-girlfriend said he was a 60 second assassin.
by Desecrating Monkey July 16, 2008
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Assem

a very tall, beautiful, poised Arabian man that makes girls' dreams come true with his sensitivity, respect, humility, intelligence, culture and willingness to converse. his mind and soul give claires hope for the future of humanity and their own genetic material. he is wonderful in ALL aspects and leaves NOTHING to be desired. he is something to look forward to at the end of every day.
Damn that guy is hot ,he looks like Assem
Mueen was enjoying every second with Assem.
by Saudi Arabian March 17, 2020
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