Armstrong Lie

A lie large enough that when caught, it'll bite you in the testicle.

I just caught my brother in an Armstrong Lie while he was sleeping with my wife.

by DB Beej July 17, 2014

Armstrong the fuck out of you

A word that the green day frontman would use, or any green day band before violently fighting someone and punching them extremely severely. It's used by the green day frontman who's very likely dead. And therefore uses this statement in complete anger and fury. It could also be used by fans in the rock genre in general. Referring that it came from an joke. but hit out in school once.

''Hey, you look like total dumpster trash.''
''I'm going to Armstrong the fuck out of you motherfucker.''

by NOWAYHOEZE June 01, 2022

Brandon Trace Nicholas Armstrong

King bb/ hes the king of all kings and he is 23 on redan middle school and my man

whos the king of all kings

i think Brandon Trace Nicholas Armstrong

by conroy 555 March 01, 2024

Armstrong-DeLorian

It is pretty much something so good that one must use two of the best words ever derived from i.e. - Tim Armstrong & the 1985 DeLorian

Man that Murphy's show was Armstrong-DeLorian, 'twas not bovo at all.

by Lunchbox January 04, 2004

Lance Armstrong

When you fuck a girl so hard one of your testicles goes back inside.

-Hey, you're walking funny this morning.
-Yeah, me and my girl went so hard yesterday she gave me a Lance Armstrong...
-Ow...

by neobwa October 22, 2014

Jack Armstrong

While it may seem like a slang name, and very well might be to some, Jack Armstrong is also a name of high rank.

Jack Armstrongs are very handsome, caring, and intelligent men.

They give women the shivers and are the subject of day dreams.

Jack Armstrongs are forgiving, intellectual, and are quite possible the most dreamy of men.

Want to know what is more romantic than The Notebook?

Jack Armstrong is.

by SandyDunes November 03, 2014

armstrong

Armstrong is also given to African boys who look like nerds and want to speak or fake a certain foreign accent. If you ever meet an Armstrong you will surely hate him for life because of the way he adopts from other cultures. He is hardworking and that is one of the things that make him loved, he is so good at the bible and he loves God so much.

Is that Armstrong?...… I hate him so much, but i'mma ask him to clean my compound... nobody here is more hardworking than him.

by BradLurve June 20, 2022