ap/dp

Ap/dp or apdp is an acronym for "ass-pussy double penetration," a term that describes a sex act in which a woman is penetrated by two cocks: one in her vagina and another in her anus. Many women have claimed that the orgasms they experience during ap/dp are of far greater intensity than during anal or vaginal intercourse alone.

Last night I got into a hardcore ap/dp session. When those two cocks fucked my holes I came so hard I almost passed out.

by Emmanuelle Undine November 30, 2010

Ape Bacon

The taste of human flesh by cannibalistic sailors 200 years ago was described as "Long Pork". Today's "bath salts" cannibals describe the hunger for "Ape Bacon". You heard it here first.

Let's smoke up and go down to the hobo camp by the tracks and rustle up some Ape Bacon.

by bostonjerk July 3, 2012

Guano Apes

cool band that i recently heard a track of from a crusty demons vid

guano apes - open your eyes

by benzzz November 8, 2003

Ape Wire

To lose control. To lose ones temper.

When Steve saw the damage to his car, he went all ape wire.

by Mike November 10, 2003

ap physics

the only advanced placement course where you do everything, but physics.

Mike:"Today I played old nintendo games, ate ice pops, slept, talked about nothing, read part of a novel, lit things on fire, slept again, got yelled at,played calculator games and threw shit out of the window"

Joe:"You must have been in ap physics."

by Anonymous April 2, 2003

AP classes

Advanced Placement Classes taken by high school students for college credit. Usually students who take these classes are on the honors level and have a lot of time on their hands. By the time you reach mid year, heck, by the time you reach the end of the first week you will be wondering what the heck possessed you to take one of these classes and any free time you had before will be gone. However, if you're lucky, get a good teacher who knows their stuff,stay awake and don't commit suicide it is possible to get a 4 or 5 on the end of year test and get that all important credit.

AP classes will cause a student to go from thinking they are smart to seeing a therapist for their broken self esteem.

by omgseriously May 9, 2008

Ape Claw

The act of assembling 1000 gorillas with sausage-like fingers, and having them all stick their claws in someones colon at the same time. Painful thrashing from the gorillas is inevitable.

Guy 1 - "Dude I'm sorry, I used your girlfriend as my bank girl"

Guy 2 - "I summon a thousand silver-backs, to bring my revenge, and ape claw this heretic"

by Gotta Ketchum All January 28, 2008