Alfonsus

a guy that has friends but rather be alone sometimes. he can be smart and stubborn but can't keep secrets

Student 1: he his so hopeless
Student 2: he is alfonsus afterall!

by tomari~San January 25, 2019

Alfiethomas

This a type of person that lives on a council estate and dad makes condoms for a living .shame he didn’t use one. an alfiethomas s dad occasionally gets drunk af and begins to beat them this result in eating cereal and toast for breakfast this is a proper Chavy meal as u can tell

Ahah stop acting like an alfiethomas you fat pig

by badass4523 August 12, 2019

Alfredo

usually loses siblings to bestfriend, younger siblings usually get more love and attention

"I just Alfredo'd his sister last week"

by iloveerdogan September 2, 2019

Alfbo11

Someone who has a very big wang.

Very big wang. Alfbo11

by Fuzzy Bear100 September 18, 2019

Alfie Jeffery

Alfie Jeffery is a kid who has a YouTube channel called Naruto nugget and he has a friend called Josh and Josh has a girlfriend and Alfie doesn't and he is jealous and wants one

Alfie Jeffery is gay

by Ya boi josh November 7, 2019

Alfred Kinsey

Alfred Kinsey is was a doctor who prepared the way for the sexual revolution. He was also a pedophile, as detailed in his work, "Sexual Behaviour of the Human Male", detailing sex acts with babies as young as 4 months old.

SJW: How can you hate progress?
Normal Person: If it was started by Alfred Kinsey, I don't want to tolerate anything that pedophile said.

by Canuck Crusader December 9, 2019

Alfredo

Abdullah’s hot pet lizard who fucks all the Hoes. Maybe he is even with your girl right now

Josh: Did you see Alfredo
Timmy: yeah he stole my girl

by Oink oink December 14, 2019