club penguin

Game that reverses multiple situations of real life.

In real life, you are payed to take your clothes off. On club penguin, you are payed to keep your clothes on.
In real life, you ditch your pets. In Club Penguin, your pets ditch you.

by TERMIN8R_ June 11, 2017

Ton club

ejaculating whilst travelling at speeds of exactly 100 mph

Ton club } cumming,, (popping ones juices) whilstng travelling in a moving vehicle , at the time of ejaculation one must be moving at a speed of exactly 100 mph until orgasm has finished !.

by Danny steam August 7, 2012

Cobweb Club

When you and your friend are not getting sex, you form your own club... the Cobweb Club, to indicate the cobwebs growing in and on your sex parts from lack of use.

Mark and Amy weren't getting any at home so, they started meeting to bitch to one another as a two person cobweb club.

by Dirt Dobber May 31, 2011

French Club

A group of people lost in life who get together on weekends and listen to Daft Punk, drink expensive wine, do coke, and wear mostly black designer outfits that they can barely afford. Some practice witchcraft and engage in sexual activities with married men. It's like living the Hollywood life but not so public.

Person: I was heart broken and lost so I joined the French Club. I think I'm happy now... at least I'm numb.

by coke daddy March 8, 2015

Harkness club

Similar to the mile high club, you are considered part of the "Harkness club" after having sex on a Harkness table, a large, wooden, oval table seating 12 students. Primarily found in American, New England, prep schools which use the Harkness system of learning such as: Exeter, Lawrenceville, Andover, etc.

"Dude, I totally banged that chick in Mem. Hall last night!"
"Woah, are you part of the Harkness club now?"
"Oh yeaahh!"

*High five*

by Hashtag_TheRealMichealCera!! March 5, 2014

clubbing dodos

Having sex with easy women, usually because of their low self esteem.

Last night at the Pub, Nick was clubbing dodos again.

by Sick Ticket May 7, 2017

club ting

A girl or guy who you hooked up with in a club or on a night out, who you will never hear from again. No exchange of information. No further contact. Just a hook up for one night. Just a club ting.

Jim: "Hey Joe! Have you heard from that girl from Saturday night yet?"
Joe: "Nah bro, she was just a club ting."

by _jjwoods August 7, 2018