A club started by Sean McConeghy and Audrey Scheulen at Coconut Tree in Roatan, Honduras on June 18, 2014. Membership in the Club is attained by doing one shot of beer a minute up to the number of years that it has been since the Chicago Cubs won the World Series.
by AmeriPaddy June 18, 2014
Get the Cubs Clubmug. A group of girls who regularly participate in bitchcraft. They tend to piss everyone off by telling the truth, instead of beating around the bush.
Everyone thinks Ashlie, Lauren, and Adrienne are bitches, but in reality they are just part of the blunt club. #real #realtalk #bluntclub
by Paige_Poo June 12, 2017
Get the blunt clubmug. One who is both experienced and appropriately trained in the discipline of Clubbing.
Competencies includes, but is not limited to,
Grinding
Bumping
Drinking
Subtly insulting stupid bitches and letting them try and win your approval back. Consequently lulling them into false feelings of affection allowing you to have your way with them.
Negotiating drugs/pussy
Competencies includes, but is not limited to,
Grinding
Bumping
Drinking
Subtly insulting stupid bitches and letting them try and win your approval back. Consequently lulling them into false feelings of affection allowing you to have your way with them.
Negotiating drugs/pussy
Bill: "Did you see that guy? He grinded on every piece of pussy whilst intravenously taking jagermeister!"
Matt: "He is a true clubbing legend!"
Matt: "He is a true clubbing legend!"
by Falkenatorstein October 24, 2010
Get the Clubbing Legendmug. by JimmyB91 October 10, 2014
Get the club hotmug. A group of single ladies that do everything wives cannot, while participating in wife like activities. (mainly boozing)
SCENARIO #1
Little Bitch #1= Oh, wow! Who are those hammered girls wearing trash bags at the bar??
Little Bitch #2= The ones chugging four beers at once? DEFINITELY a Wive's Club member!
SCENARIO #2
Little Bitch #1= Hi, nice to meet you. I noticed you from across the bar, you look thirsty!
Wive's Club Member= OHHHHHHH WELLLL HELLLLLOOO!!!!!!!
SCENARIO #3
Little Bitch #1= Why is that girl screaming over the music in this night club?? I think she is gonna punch a hole in the ceiling from fist pumping!!!
Little Bitch #2= I know a Wive's Club Member when I see one!! The girls chugging vodka next to her are members as well...
Little Bitch #1= Oh, wow! Who are those hammered girls wearing trash bags at the bar??
Little Bitch #2= The ones chugging four beers at once? DEFINITELY a Wive's Club member!
SCENARIO #2
Little Bitch #1= Hi, nice to meet you. I noticed you from across the bar, you look thirsty!
Wive's Club Member= OHHHHHHH WELLLL HELLLLLOOO!!!!!!!
SCENARIO #3
Little Bitch #1= Why is that girl screaming over the music in this night club?? I think she is gonna punch a hole in the ceiling from fist pumping!!!
Little Bitch #2= I know a Wive's Club Member when I see one!! The girls chugging vodka next to her are members as well...
by Wive's Club Member September 13, 2011
Get the Wive's Clubmug. A group of people lost in life who get together on weekends and listen to Daft Punk, drink expensive wine, do coke, and wear mostly black designer outfits that they can barely afford. Some practice witchcraft and engage in sexual activities with married men. It's like living the Hollywood life but not so public.
Person: I was heart broken and lost so I joined the French Club. I think I'm happy now... at least I'm numb.
by coke daddy March 8, 2015
Get the French Clubmug. When you and your friend are not getting sex, you form your own club... the Cobweb Club, to indicate the cobwebs growing in and on your sex parts from lack of use.
Mark and Amy weren't getting any at home so, they started meeting to bitch to one another as a two person cobweb club.
by Dirt Dobber May 31, 2011
Get the Cobweb Clubmug.