9th January

People born on this day are real assholes.

"Did you hear? That person was born on 9th January." "What a badass!"

by cartman.is.gay March 14, 2022

April 9th

April 9th 2021
The Incident

The day Alex##### asked ###ne Out.

'Know what happened on April 9th?

by Forniteballs May 28, 2021

January 9th

Boys don’t be a pussy and ask that Girl out

Jayden: do you have something to say to me Elliott it’s January 9th
Elliott: Jayden I actually like you

by Jaydenthatbitch January 1, 2022

November 9th

November 9th is national kiss a cross country runner day

Girl 1 - Its November 9th, National Kiss a Cross Country Runner Day, should I kiss the captain of the cross country team?
Girl 2 - yes totally, today is the day!

by the girl in green October 29, 2019

April 9th protocols

The April 9th protocols were introduced as a set of rules to put on the pirates of the "Lounge"... during a time of market uncertainty, that day was almost as a liberation day cause it coincided with the Wanker lows of the stock market

The April 9th protocols were executed on the day of the wanker lows in the stock market

by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025

December 9th

The day to appreciate a tall person. They need to be appreciated they are just to tall ,and if they are a girl you should feel bad because they never get any guys

December 9th is a day to appreciate all of the hella tall people in the world

by Duhdhcucubs December 6, 2020

April 9th

national the best people are born day
if you are born on April 9th you are just better then everyone

hey when are you born
April 9th
oh so you are just better

by betterthenothers November 29, 2023