The Tick-Tock 

while swinging your hips back and forth slightly with your loved one on her knees make her attempt to catch your scrotum in her mouth with no hands!

Last night before the stroke of midnight jenny asked for The Tick-Tock.

The Tick-Tock by WeededLotus420 November 21, 2010

The Texas Rubdown 

The act of rubbing somebodies body in a fine sexual fashion.

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The Texas Rubdown by Yung Corduroy Da Boss December 2, 2010

The Triple Crown 

Recieving a blumpkin while your upper decking on the top of the toilet, and the girl is sitting AC - Slater style

I never truly lived until this chick showed me the triple crown, it was sensational

The Triple Crown by sabastaniel December 22, 2010

The Tecmo Bowl 

A sex act that involves banging to near completion in a version of "doggystyle" that involves sitting on a toilet. Just prior to climax, the guy inserts the "Nintendo thumb" of his left hand into his lady friend's butthole while simultaniously rubbing the "A/B thumb" of his right hand over her clitoris and begins to tap in a erratic and frantic manner; much like one would do while running any play involving Bo Jackson in Nintendo's "Tecmo Bowl." As the man cums, he may or may not choose to utter the following phrase: "Bo knows skanky bathroom sex!"

Dude 1: "Hey did you hear that Chris gave that girl from accounting 'The Tecmo Bowl' at the company party last weekend?"

Dude 2: "That doesn't surprise me... she seems like the type of skank that'd be into that kind of thing."

Dude 1: "Apparently Chris' thumbs are still numb!"

The Tecmo Bowl by Mopper January 24, 2011

The Thin Chrome Line 

The level of technology that exists in a society which is sufficient enough to absorb a degree of antisocial behavor that would have historically resulted in complete social destruction.

Human A: There are so many people on earth that are reprobates and borderline criminals who can't even support themselves... and so few police...

Human B: Yeah but we have TV, mass produced food, internet, games, cars, cell phones, and all vital services delivered...

Human C: Ah yes, the Thin Chrome Line.

The Thin Chrome Line by miragez January 25, 2011

The third present 

The act of allowing a guy to come in your mouth.

Guy 1: What did she get you for you birthday?
Guy 2: She gave me the third present.

The third present by milimo June 11, 2011

The Tradesmans Lunch Box. 

When a woman puts items of food into her pussy and or arse to suprise her partner. Along the lines of opening your lunchbox at work to see what the wife packed you to eat. Bonus points for sweet/ nice foods. Minus points for boring/ everyday foods.

Steve was very happy when Shazza packed him a chocolate eclair into "The Tradesmans Lunch Box.", instead of the normal ham sandwiches

The Tradesmans Lunch Box. by Slammer 6929 July 7, 2011