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two pump king

A mam with poor sexual endurance that they cum after two thrusts.
My boyfriend is a two pump king, I end up masturbating at the end because he didn't make me cum
by SamuelleDeChamplaine November 30, 2023
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Two Pretty Best Friends

An imaginary concept in which two best friends are pretty.
I ain't never seen two pretty best friends, one of 'em always gotta be ugly
by a literal clown November 16, 2020
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Two Person Threesome

When you’re having sex and the demon in your partner’s head joins in
Damn, I just had a two person threesome
by SpaceBoi March 29, 2024
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The Maguire Two Man

When two guys fuck a girl at the same time. Compared to your regular two man where there is two girls the Maguire two man is two guys and one girl at the same time!
“Brooo we could so give her The Maguire Two Man her ngl twin”
by Johnnie Walker + Trish Tate February 11, 2025
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Two Two's my word

Two two's my word fam. If you catch a torontonian throwing ts into a sentence, they on god. They ain't no gerb and they AIN'T MESSING AROUND (NO NONS BROSKI).
Torontonian: Two Two's my word fam, the toronto accent is the BEST accent in the WORLD crodie.

Other dude: "Oh damn he's being fr"
by P1rsa May 22, 2025
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A sexual position, found commonly in Oregon, where the male party drinks the female's vaginal liquid discard, then pisses it back inside the female party. The male then ejaculates inside the female's mouth and she shits it back into his mouth. Thus completing the two headed duck fucker.
Last night, my wife and I performed a Oregon Two Headed Duck Fucker. It was wild!
by oregonducklover123 June 29, 2025
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a bob or two

A small amount of money. It used to mean a pound.

I used to hear it used when I was a kid. ( I'm no longer a kid! )
She might earn a bob or two (for a small task or fervour)
by The Oldie June 13, 2023
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