Mickey Hands

An unfortunate condition that develops in the hands when attempting to masturbate after consuming too much sodium. When sodium intake is too high, your hands swell up and they will then look like Mickey Mouse hands.

I ate corned beef all day and then I got the Mickey Hands while attempting to gratify myself.

by backdrft76 August 14, 2022

Flag Hags

An all female road flag crew

Those damn Flag Hags had me stopped at that light for an hour.

by Jimmy Cracked Whore August 18, 2022

thigh hang low

U strapped. Pretty simple but slick as hell.

They know don’t play cause my thigh hang low.

by OnlyFaccts August 18, 2022

tecoma handshake

An acrobatic move simultaneously executed by vaulting over your pal and landing upside down on his shoulder all the while firmly stroking his shaft

Hey my bro is tecoma handshake champion. His technique is faultless

by Felchfister August 22, 2022

va handshake

a digital prostate exam

IJ went in for a blood draw and got a bonus VA Handshake

by Wakahare September 10, 2022

Double Handstand Position

This sex position involves two people who feel like experimenting. The woman bends over so that the man can grab onto the pussy with his mouth then the woman goes into a handstand with the man gripping on for dear life on the top just sucking away.

Arki: Can we do the double handstand position tonight?

Zoi: Any position for you my big zaddy!

by Big Zaddy Arki Papi September 13, 2022

Gay HandShake

You meet someone and want to let them know ur gay, when shaking their hand lift your first finger😍

*hand shake*
Girl one- *lifts first finger*
Girl two- OMG THATS THE GAY HANDSHAKE?!?

by KerahtheGAY September 14, 2022