Walmart Chicken

Male Walmart employees stick their cock into the hot ready to eat chicken. A gruesome reality for those who have previously enjoyed this warm food.

Customer (ryan): Excuse me, do you have any more Walmart Chicken?

Employee (lance): Don’t ever buy no chicken from Walmart, I heard someone stuck their dick in one.

Walmart Chicken by Rogerdoger15 November 28, 2021

pesca-chicken-tarian 

A person who eats fish as well as chicken

Wait why are you eating chicken? Aren’t you a pescatarian?

No I’m a pesca-chicken-tarian

pesca-chicken-tarian by NotFoxy__ November 18, 2022

Jit Chicken 

When something is really good. Like the shit is scrumdidilyuptions. When you muchin' on the excellent kush, it slammin' in your mouth.

"chick-fil-a is pretty poggies ngl ngl ong no cap jit chicken" - SOme dude named Charl

Jit Chicken by Ex-Boyfriend187845 December 3, 2022

Break the chicken 

Getting the party started or getting people to go crazy. Refers to the in The Crucible where Abigail Williams struck the chicken againts the ground and drank its blood sending the girls into a frenzy in which they danced and stripped uncontrollably. It can also be used to describe when a people are acting unrational or uncontrollable.

(while people are going crazy) Who broke the chicken?

Steve broke the chiken, now its getting crazy.

This party is boring, lets break the chicken

Break the chicken by English 11 October 21, 2011

Don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water

The secret of the universe. All will be understood when the phrase is mentioned.

Sitting around discussing all of life’s problems, someone exclaims “don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water”. Suddenly everyone understands everything. A true ah-ha moment.

Don’t cry in the beer, but you can put the chicken in the water by Miss Universe 2020 July 29, 2020

Tiny Chicken Disease 

A terrible disease that occurs when a tiny chicken gets into the head of a human and lays eggs. The eggs hatch and more tiny chickens are born. Then the new generation of tiny chickens lay eggs, then they hatch and so on until there a so many tiny chickens that they can't fit inside the head. They need to get out, but they're pressing against the skull. The only way they can escape is via the nose/mouth/eyes.

Or, for the less imaginitive - the common cold

Often abbreviated to 'TCD'

"Ahhh, I feel terrible. Headache, sore throat, running eyes and nose, a cough, keep sneezing. I think I've got the Tiny Chicken Disease."

Tiny Chicken Disease by Alexisonfireeeee March 8, 2010

Frying Chicken

The action (taken by a man) of pissing loudly with such force that it sounds like bubbling oil and frying chicken. Men who do this are alpha males, women love them.

Damn boy, you frying chicken down there? Just kidding, but you piss real loud, I like that.

Frying Chicken by P1ssbugzz December 14, 2020