by Whothehellateyou November 26, 2017
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I don't know why you waste your money on that bottled twater its the same thing.
My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.
My kid came home with a case of bottled twater so had to remind him how close he is to 18 years old and by the way he looked at me I don't think he knew what I was getting at.
by sillysilverswag May 3, 2018
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A great perfectly executed foosball shot often seen in clutch situations, such as meatball,tie breaking, and/or championship point that was never intended by the shooter. Often mistaken for a legit fully intended shot,but usually a result of pure luck.
Tom jones made the twatwaffle countless times to obtain 6 trophies at the 2018 NC STATE CHAMPIONSHIP OF FOOSBALL.
by Tjcombo73 December 27, 2018
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Get the Twitty Twatty Twunts mug.A sil who loves to start drama and cause chaos within her own family. She then plays victim and wonders why everyone treats her like shit but she won’t look in the mirror.
by Boogieboo12 March 7, 2020
Get the Cumdumpster twatwaffle mug.15 people burned to death after the attending fire engine was obstructed by an oblivious Duckbilled Twatypuss taking selfies in the middle of the high street.
by TopFilmTip October 17, 2020
Get the Duckbilled Twatypuss mug.The term "Cock-Twatlling-Piece-Of-Shit" is used when you want to express that someone is a "fucking piece of shit", but you want more pizzazz
by PitifulIris April 3, 2021
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