Clean as a rat

A phrase that describes the cleanliness of rats compared with cleanliness of anything else. Most wild rats are cleaner than other wild animals, hence the phrase was made

Whew, I am as clean as a rat!

Clean as a rat by Qorptocx January 5, 2019

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Naked Mole Rat

A being that just by looking at him, strikes fear in men and women alike, simply because of his unrivaled amount of virginity. You do not want to cross paths with this man, because his pathetic willpower to live will spread towards you and your whole bloodline...affecting every aspect of their lives for generations, making them worthless pathetic beings that are just...just virgins for life.

Naked Mole Rat: Hi, you watch JOJO?

Random Gungalar: Uhhh UHHHHH waaa...AAHHHHHHHHH WHY ARE YOU SUCH A VIRGIN....GET IT OFF OF ME, AAAHHHHHHHHH

Naked Mole Rat by anonymous April 6, 2019

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It's a...rat!?

what both mother and father of the newborn proclaim when they see the eagerly anticipated end result, eyeing each other suspiciously as to which gene pool is to blame for this disaster

(both) "It's a...rat!?"

It's a...rat!? by Krkič October 1, 2019