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Desk Pop 

Phrasal Verb: A sordid act which stimulates additional adrenaline during the action of pleasuring oneself at their desk, and the frenzied, high-octane, clean-up process thereafter. Similar to a Danger Wank, but exclusively for office or classroom settings.

1/ To masturbate at your desk once all students, staff or customers have left the office.
2/ See other 'The Other Guys' references.
John: Yo, Mickey. You still jackin' it at work?

Mickey: Ha! Yeah, of course! Nothing beats the rush of a desk pop before everyone is back from lunch!
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Freeze Pop 

Sticking a Popsicle up your ass, and sticking your dick in a carton of Ice Cream.
(Scenario: On a date at the pizza place)

Jack: So I did a freeze pop the other day and my wife walked in...

Jane: Are we gonna order food now?

Jack: I'm in the mood for ice cream actually...
Freeze Pop by AlanizWins July 28, 2009
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Gay Pop Art

An expression used by some person when they are biased towards something. It began when a certain Art Teacher disliked a student's final.
Gay Pop Art by chu-no June 9, 2009
A subgenre of pop which most of the "enlighted" call it Crap.
Nu Pop is to Pop what Nu Metal is to Metal.
Its characteristics are: very noisy electronics, rap verses, party-swag-sexual-love lyrics, use of autotune, dubstep parts, voice alternation, heavy beats, use of turntable scratching (rarely), sampling etc.
Typical Nu Pop Artists: Black Eyed Peas, LMFAO, Flo Rida, Taio Cruz, Britney Spears, Christina Aguilera, Linkin Park, Jason Derulo, Kesha, Nicki Minaj, T-Pain, David Guetta, Daft Punk, Madonna...

Typical Songs: "Imma Be Rockin' That Body", "The Time (Dirty Bit)", "Party Rock Anthem", "Sorry For Party Rocking", "Titanium", "The Catalyst", "Burn It Down", "Hangover", "Don't Stop The Music", "One More Time", "Don't Wanna Go Home", "Good Feeling"...
Nu Pop by El Prevarante January 20, 2013

anti_pop 

Let's it all out as greatly as he can. He likes the little girls.
-11:04:38am- <Corrupt> worse thing is, on the bus to school
-11:04:42am- <anti_pop> yeah, I think he just wants to get out and see the sights
-11:04:53am- <anti_pop> Maybe you just just poke it out the side of your pants and give it a view
-11:04:58am- <Corrupt> get off the bus trying to hide me god damn knob
-11:05:27am- <anti_pop> corrupt, what are you doing that for, Thats a perfect chance to rub it up against people without them know it
-11:05:34am- <zodiaz> hah
-11:06:05am- <Corrupt> my bus is full of little grade 8'ers
-11:06:13am- <anti_pop> even better
-11:06:23am- <anti_pop> They are new to the ways of the world
-11:06:25am- <anti_pop> and wont press charges
anti_pop by VM February 28, 2004
noun - the new evolution of music that mixes hip-hop culture with pop sensibilities and dance floor beats. known for sampling old dance tracks and often the lyrics usually incite listeners to jump up and down, drink, or just straight up lose control.

for examples please see: kanye west, flo rida, ne-yo, usher, chris brown, lmfao, jason derulo and any remix featuring pit bull or lil wayne.
katrina: 'have you heard 'party rock anthem' yet?'
claire: 'yeah dude, lmfao is the shit.'
katrina: 'kings of hip-pop, man.'

joe: 'why you change the station?'
ryan: 'cause i like hip-hop, not hip-pop. lame.'
joe: 'you're the one who is lame.'
hip-pop by ean weslynn July 1, 2011
“hey you have any k pop
“yeah man, i just took some my skin feels like a baby chinchilla”
k pop by yncristinaa March 19, 2019