Hypothetical Man

Paul Pogba also known as Hypothetical Man. A man who cant win the ucl but can make the argument 'what if I won the ucl'. Hypotheitcal man is a bang average midfielder. Midfielders like Gundogan and Wijnaldum are miles clear. Once Jurgen Klopp said, "Give me Hypothetical Man and 10 sticks and I would win fuck all".

That bang average mid with yee ass haircut must be THE Hypothetical Man.

by Zzinedine098765 June 13, 2021

rack-of-man

A set of breasts---on a man. Not as large of a cup size as say---moobs, but firmer than mantitties.

Nice rack-of-man there, Chuck. What's your bra size?

by Lisa August 18, 2004

man norks

Norks of the male variety. Must be an A-cup or bigger to be considered breasts.

Ashley, you have the biggest man norks. Have you considered getting a training bra?

by Andrew May 3, 2004

z-man

A man pretending to be a woman. This usage is taken from the 1960's movie "Beyond the Valley of the Dolls". Z-man was a character in the film. At the end of the movie Z-man turned out to be a woman!

"Z-man is really a woman!" Quote from the movie Beyond the Valley of the Dolls.

by Randy Bonjour July 8, 2006

PAC Man

When a women "gobbles" a mans testicular, and while doing so tries saying "waka waka waka", if she fails to recite said phrase, the man may slap her.

I just got PAC Maned by this bitch! Which was my friends mom...

by pac man master September 2, 2010

man-date

a social engagement between two straight men.

sometimes this may interpreted as a date between two gus who love eachother which is more of a "gay man-date"

Joe: Hey Steve are wives are out, wanna go on a man-date?

Steve: dude what the hell! im not gay!

by sk8r_chick March 14, 2009

Man Hunt

A venture in which one or more members of the female sex set out to find themselves each a man.

Let's go on a man hunt.

by Audrey Riddle October 30, 2008