Joe Green

A lovely caring human baeing who loves children and is a man of his very word, chemistry is fun x

joe green is a caring man

by Lololololol cameron is weird June 7, 2018

Green Lentil

1) secret ingredience often used by austrians as a afrodisiacum.
2) Green lentil soup = Café Weidinger's dish served on a (first date/Thursdays)

"Got any cool secrets about green lentils you feel like sharing?"

by otteich4 May 22, 2018

Green turkey

To fart while lifting your leg spreading your booty

I’m bout to rip a green turkey watch out

by Jutbutt June 10, 2018

greens

The first hit of marijuana when a fresh bowl is packed.

Do you want greens? You're the guest.

by The one and only Team Captain May 15, 2018

Greens

A tribe of feral, primitive and hostile dim-witted creatures that often march in groups like mindless zombies when attacking, usually under guidance of a leader who will attempt to brainwash them into servitude. They are extremely loud, one can hear them from a far distance, and their war cry resembles a few English words strung together and repeated continuously. Their instinct is to attack ferociously and with no legitimate cause. Prey of the greens will either be attempted to be enslaved or otherwise destroyed.

Greens do not endure most environments well for long periods of time and attempt to adjust said environments to fit their own natural standards, quite often poisoning the environments beforehand.

"what's that loud repetitive chanting noise?"
"the greens are on the hunt again. Run"

by Pålitlig Kapten May 15, 2018

Green lantern

This movie is gay so I wouldn't watch it if I was you, message from kingmordog of canada

The green lantern is so fucking gay

by Fuckuintheass May 17, 2018

Green

Green: To not have kissed anyone, like a virgin, but for your mouth // South Africanism, used mostly by teens .
Adj. to get degreened is to be kissed.

Amy: Yo Kayleigh, are you still green?
Kayleigh: Yeah bro, I need to be degreened soon.
Amy: YOURE 16 AND STILL GREEN.
Kayleigh: Stfu Amy

by Laughingstock May 20, 2018