Taco King

1. A man, anointed by the sexual gods, who has the ability to juggle more than one woman’s sexual needs at a time. Gifted with endurance, skill and creativity his capabilities are reserved for royalty only.

2. Someone who is able to eat tacos 24/7 and not gain any weight much to the frustration of his friends.

The newly crowned Taco King demanded his crown jewels be kept safe while he finished with the Golden Queen and Duchess Dirty Bird.

by KickstandLover October 16, 2018

Choco my Taco

When you penetrate a woman’s anal cavity, pull it out with poop on it, and then slim into her pussy hole.

While having anal sex, Allison begged Kevin to pull his dick out, and screamed “CHOCO MY TACO”!!!

by Wonderland22 June 03, 2023

taco scouting

Checking out women at the club.

I'm going taco scouting with the guys.

by AustinTexMex November 08, 2012

Jeff Taco

A "Jeff Taco" Is usually very bad at grand theft auto they have small pens.

I have a Jeff Taco

by Zintoe July 29, 2021

Taco bitch

A woman of Mexican descent who thinks she knows everything and feels everyone should act as she would.

Teresa is a taco bitch

by Trcuuvtyyy June 21, 2022

Taco Massage

A sensor friendly way for a one nite stand or hookup.

I don't want anything serious, I just want a taco massage.

by AzuraGreen December 18, 2017

Indian-Taco

A pocket pussy molded from sun dried semen.

Amar drained his balls to form a sensational Indian-Taco.

by Velkor May 04, 2022