Dick Food

"Food" for your dick. Something arousing with few other redeemable qualities.

It's not that good of a show, but lots of tits. Basically, it's dick food.

by Sirencio December 8, 2011

giant dick

guy with a big schlong

koltyn had such a giant dick last night and he still has it going

by Urmommagei December 14, 2020

ligma dick

LIGMA dick is when you tell your friend you have ligma and you tell him ligma dick

You:I have ligma
Your friend:what is ligma
You:ligma dick

by Imgoingtogetthemilk November 12, 2021

Kitt Dick

A guy that has a tiny penis and admits it believing that in some way it will get him ass because girls will feel bad for him.

Aww! That poor little guy! He has a Kitt Dick!

by blowmebigfish June 6, 2010

Dick Trunk

When you gently set your nut sack on your girls forehead, thus fulfilling her life long dream of having a trunk.

I bet that dude at the bar would give me a big dick trunk! Oh yeah, take a pic and let's see!

by Elephantsneverforget January 29, 2017

dick custard

1. semen
2. less often: smegma ("dick cheese")

Whoa, that dude just pumped dick custard all over his girlfriend. That's what I call a custard pie!

by coocooforcocopuffz August 20, 2009

splinter dick

A very small penis

I laughed when I saw his splinter dick.

by violethaze August 6, 2008