The bean

A word use to describe a miserable not nice co-worker

John “the bean” Condit wasn’t playing nice today during work hours because he didn’t get his 8 hours of sleep.

by Pee wee the herm October 16, 2023

Bean Bag Fruit

A moldy substance ( Usually white in color but can also be brown black or gray) found on either side of a mans testicles or under them. This usually smells a little like fish or sweat and will not go away until washed properly.

Dude I had some serious Bean bag fruits after not showering when we went camping.

by Bigwhite May 25, 2012

beans

according to mental cases on twitter, it's when you cut yourself so deep and it looks like beans? at least that's what i can get from it, idk i'm not mentally ill

some rando (probably a furry): hey i feel like going on twitter today and seeing some paw beans
twitter: here's some self harm shit that we allow on our website!
the guy: WTF

by somebastardonline January 26, 2023

bean

weed, cannabis. It can be used as a noun, adjective or verb.

Let's go cook some beans.
You look so bean right now.
Do you wanna bean later?
It's bean time.
Pass the bean.

by thebeanman420 November 18, 2019

BEANS

Ohhh and the BEANS!!!

Oh and the Beans is also put in your mooouuthh.

by Ohhh and the Beans April 8, 2022

Beaned

When somebody eats a lot of beans and has fun times in bathroom.

Boy 1: dude I totally got beaned last night
Boy 2: omg bro that totally sucks

by Canned_Bread December 7, 2019

beans

this is how i make my baked beans:

step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl

step 2. put bowl in microwave

step 3. microwave for 45 seconds

step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden

step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave

step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster

step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy

step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin

step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently

step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge

step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices

step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)

mmmmmm i LOVE baken beans num num num!

by allenkey March 30, 2025