oh my judas

When it's as cold outside as Judas Iscariots heart when he betrayed Jesus.

Oh my Judas! it's freezing out here!

by CbooboobearK March 13, 2017

roll it in my fingers

The act of tickling a soft penis using the thumb on one side and middle and index finger on the other in order to get said penis hard.

I drank so much last night I had to roll it in my fingers for a while to get my jerk off started.

by Admiral General Aladeen Aladee June 17, 2016

Oats in my tree

Someone who typically picks their teeth with their tongue while speaking. Uses the word "Tree" in place of "Teeth". Also known to say "Reeesh".

What did you say? Sorry, but I've got oats in my Tree!

by JudgyOcasio December 5, 2019

A roach in my room

*points to Orochimaru* a RoAcH iN mY rOoM

Orochimaru=a roach in my room

by Whatsername.- January 3, 2020

Funk my junk

When a female is riding on a man's gargantuan penis, bouncing and trouncing on that pole like she's jamming out to some sick funk music.

That crazy ass bizzo is gonna funk my junk like she's slam dancing to some George Clinton and the P-funks!

by MassiveMeat April 1, 2020

bite my tongue

keep in silence, keep a screet

I know what's going wrong with him, but I'll bite my tongue

by PenpenGang June 7, 2020

Hears to my ears

The phrase referring hearing loud noise(s), meaning more than one noise. Used when hearing something rambunctiously annoying and irradiating. Only used when the sound is obviously heard; everyone hears.

“Jessica’s singing is hears to my ears!”

by Xxninjaryanxxss September 19, 2020