Dick Butter Stick

A solid rectangular block of cum the size of a fairly large stick of butter.

“What kind of butter is this?”
“It’s dick butter stick.”

by ChickenJoe#1 April 29, 2022

buttered side up

An expression meaning that everything turned out alright like your toast landing buttered side up.

Her: It's been a rough year, a breakup, lost my job and my best friend..

Me: Chin up, you'll land buttered side up! You always do!

by Siouxsie Supertramp October 2, 2023

Butter dog

Butter dawg. Dawg with da butter.

Hand me the butter dog mug.

by Rixenlol March 27, 2022

Peanut Butter

Creamy or Crunchy?

If you had to think about it, you’re psycho. Even Jesus ate creamy nut.

Jesus: This peanut butter is so good bro
Sariah: Is it crunchy?
Jesus: Fym is it crunchy? Are you stupid?

THE END <3

by sexygoose November 21, 2019

Butter Smuggler

A gentleman who sodomises another gentleman with the aid of a dairy product.

Those damned butter smugglers across the way want to marry! Over my dead body!

by RH Bobby Sands MP January 15, 2012

Butter

When youre Paula Deen

Just let me add another stick of butter

by Gemma2005 June 4, 2020

grundle butter

A build up of sweat and unwashed buttcrack that results in a sticky, buttery poo-paste that may stain underwear or make it difficult to wipe successfully.

"Oh man, I keep wiping but there's just so much grundle butter! Maybe it's time to see a doctor..."

by slipperysl_hoe_pe November 29, 2018