Killing Softly

Talking about people behind their back, or getting in their business with the intent of hurting them

People killing softly whenever you come up

by LeroyJenkems November 9, 2019

eexomi.software

shitty russian paste dont buy it.

> ( ot v3 user) wow this resolver is so good 1 eexomi nigger
> (eexomi.software user) blyat watafak why my pasterino dont shoot!!

by Noriak b1g namer suck my toe December 15, 2019

Columbus Softserve

During sexual intercourse one partner feels the need to swirl a twirl of dedication on their lovers buttocks.

Oh my god. My B’Yotch dropped a Columbus Softserve on my ass last night!! WTH?!

by opeake January 18, 2020

medium soft

When a man's penis is not fully hard, but also not fully soft, but can pass off as a decent size because its halfway hard

When Male actors show their penis in movies they make sure they get a nice medium soft so that it doesn't look small

by IrritatedData February 18, 2020

fallin soft

When a tough guy starts having feelings for a female making him soften up.

Damn, this girl's got me fallin soft for her.

by RebLGut February 24, 2020

super-soft

Smoething that is at the same time super exciting and Delfin but also soft and quieting.

A fan: How do you find Spinetta's ascending and descending chord in the Socios del Desierto double album?
A Delfin: Super-soft.

A fan: How was the freestyling last night?
A coral: Super-soft.

by orionauts February 27, 2020

PROXY (software)

PROXY is a licensed software product made by PROXY Networks. Besides being utterly stupid to name any software "proxy" (more widely known as being something completely different in IT networking), the product still looks like it's from Windows 95 and handles more or less to that capacity.

It's complete crap

Idiot help desk tech: My IT shop uses PROXY (software) for remote connections to manage our infrastructure.

Network tech: Wait, why are you using a network proxy for something you need to access remotely?

Every other IT professional: PROXY sucks, use something... literally ANYTHING else.

by donotmicrowaveagain May 18, 2020