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Ryan

A small human-like creature that resides primarily in the sewers on Nelson BC, spends its time playing Fortnite and brawl stars with its little rat hands. Over the past 25 years the species has evolved to see in the darkness and to see better in the blue light of their phone screens. They are feral beings, so if you come across one be wary as it's always mating season for a Ryan.
I passed a Ryan on the way home and It almost bit me!
You look like a real Ryan today. Did you sleep well last night?
by John Porkie Workie March 5, 2025
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Ryan

Ryan is a girl.. she knows her stuff she’s really smart , pretty and very athletic. She’s fines many people attractive but she will like one person and only that person. Ryan is going to do everything in the world . Very hard working and be able to anything. She could out shine you but she’s humble and won’t. She would beat you up though bc she’s strong for a woman.
Ryan is amazing
by ABsowkajdbe26 March 24, 2025
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ryan ross

my lovely boyfriend ryan from panic! at the disco and the young veins ❤️❤️❤️
RYAN ROSS SIGHTING 😭😭😭
by LickingRyanRoss April 8, 2025
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Ryan's Toy Review

Used to have fun content. Now the kids all gets abused to 'stay on the camera' and the parents have complete control. - mini-documentaries on YouTube about the family
Thanks to cancel culture (I can't believe I'm saying that), a lot of content concering abuse in Ryan's Toy Review have come out.
by mb6fbhsphdrcb April 23, 2025
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Ryan

A chaotic human specimen powered by half-finished thoughts and questionable decision-making. Frequently appears confused, occasionally smells like he forgot what deodorant is, yet somehow possesses an inexplicably luscious bubble butt. Known for saying things that make sense only after the third explanation (or never). Despite all evidence, remains weirdly lovable.
"I want to drop kick Ryan"
- "He would probably bounce off the ground with that butt"
by xllusive January 29, 2026
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Ryan Wedding Cake

Cocaine, or some sweetened cake or confection which has been "cut" by diluting it with powdered cocaine. A Canadian delicacy named in honour of former Olympic snowboarder and international fugitive Ryan Wedding.
Of course the marriage didn't last; the only memorable part of the entire relation was the wedding reception, at which the stoner best man thought that it would be clever to serve Ryan Wedding Cake to all of the assembled guests. Fortunately the local detox clinic was offering a two-for-one special that weekend.
by bitchuck February 10, 2026
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Ryan

The prettiest boy I've ever met with a heart of gold who doesnt know how much I miss him
"Dear God I miss my sweet boy Ryan."
by Its.not_natss February 20, 2026
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