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Gamer Piss

When you’re playing a video game and really need to pee so you run to the bathroom and squeeze out the pee as fast as possible between matches.
Dude, I really gotta pee but we’re about to start the match.
Just take a gamer piss
by ItsNotGayIfYouSayNoHomo August 29, 2021
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Piss Fart

When a chick darts on the toilet after a piss to dry her vagina.
Hey babe, no wipe I piss farted!
by Greenhunt June 7, 2018
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piss dish

Alright you know how some people shit themselves and its called ass hash, well while reading that i came up with piss dish its when you piss yourself while being strapped on to a kitchen table and eating a plate of whatever the fuck you decided to eat.
"One day my friend called me and he said he got ass hashed i was like dude i just pissed dish my girl not to long ago." piss dish-straped onto a kitchen table eating whatever u decide to eat
by The maker of piss dish November 14, 2016
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piss

by union15 July 8, 2023
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Piss Frisson

(noun)
The oddly satisfying wave of goosebumps you get from a perfect storm of aesthetic factors while taking a leak—like the hum of an overhead fan, the echo of splashing liquid, and the sheer relief of making it in time.

A positive counterpart to Pee Shivers, often experienced after a high-stakes bathroom sprint. A prime example of Frisson caused by Urination.
John burst into the restroom, barely unzipping in time. As the golden stream hit porcelain, the mix of sound, relief, and ambience sent chills up his spine—pure Piss Frisson.
by The Farce Deity March 21, 2025
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Piss Bottle Hoarder

A Hoarder who hoards bottles of piss all over their house due to complete dysfunction and unwillingness or inability to repair their toilet.
That dudes a piss bottle hoarder, won’t even fix his toilet!
by No Mercy May 23, 2025
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Fountain Piss

When you’re actively drinking any type of liquid while simultaneously peeing. Like a fountain sucks up water while simultaneously shooting it out.
“Dude are you seriously gonna bring your drink into the bathroom?” “yeah dude I’m gonna go take a fountain piss it feels amazing”
by UFried October 10, 2025
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