Rule #11

Be so successful, that even her own family tells her haw hard she fucked up.

Rule #11 = be fukin successful

by Matusk4_ April 22, 2023

eight slice rule

If a salad or any other plate of food contains eight slides or more of bacon, then the entire plate becomes bacon.

I am invoking the eight slice rule, Dendy.

by DGGG December 26, 2021

Rule 10,742

Just because you have a gf, doesn’t mean you aren’t allowed to look.

BF: *looks at another girl*
GF: “Hey!”
BF: “Rule 10,742”

by HelloImDavid July 01, 2023

Rule 34'ed

rule 34'ed is when you see something get rule 34 (every your oc, books, cars, anything)

Hey! you have been Rule 34'ed! now Porno stuff is coming!

by impzdpwer August 13, 2022

Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.

Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!

by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011

The Turkish rule

The Turkish rule dictates that it is not gay (or at the very least it's less gay) to "Top" another man than to receive this comes from the notion of passive gay men being rejected from Turkey's military. This term is commonly used in south Texas .

"I'm still straight I applied the Turkish rule."

by South Texas scribe July 20, 2024

Rules

A set of instructions to make you bored

The rules are stupid

by Wink77 May 19, 2023