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the good ol' twenty eight 

the good ol' twenty eight starts out like any good night, with your forefinger in a bitches cootch. as you slowly caress, she begins to loosen up and moan. soon after that you add your middle finger to the party, namely to increase the pleasure. at this point she is in heaven. here is where you throw the curveball, the pinky in the stinky. needless to say she is shocked but so overcome by passion she lets it slide, dare i say begins to enjoi? you continue as mentioned for a little while longer as your woman learns to love this twist of events. but you are not done my friend, oh not even close. as she begins to once again fall back into ectasy you slide your ring finger into the back door as well. she doesnt complain. you continue and even venture the thumb for a little romp on the brown side. she absolutely loves it. when your woman is writhing in pleasure you know its time for the good ol' twenty eight. right as she begins to climax, you slam your other fist squarely into her anus, while screaming at the top of your lungs "the good ol' twenty eight baby!!" as you can see there are two in the pink and eight in the stink. the good ol' twenty eight has been around for ages and is enjoyed by many, needless to say, there is always high fives all around
it was common practice for the ancient mayans to give their wives the good ol' twenty eight before a hunt, the blood on their hands and the high fives all around pleased the spirits greatly.
the good ol' twenty eight by Arex November 11, 2006
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Scary Good

So impressive and dominant that fear is struck into the hearts of all who oppose.
1. Zdeno Chara

2. The Boston Bruins are scary good
Scary Good by BigZ33 January 8, 2012

bitch be good 

Wife beater (a.k.a. tank top)
The Mexican took a break from picking lettuce and took off hit vato single buttoned (at the top) flannel shirt, exposing his tank top. At that point his wife approached him about his distinctive odor. The Mexican realized the perdicament he was in and slapped the woman followed by a loud "¡Puta, es bueno!" (BITCH, BE GOOD)
bitch be good by TheSheriff March 8, 2005

have good and get give 

Enjoy all the things coming and going your way. Usually said while passing a co worker down the hall. Buff Tanner was caught saying that, and it's caught on like wildfire in DFW area.
Dude 1: I gotta go! I just got paged by that nympho.
Dude 2: Aight! Have good and get give!
have good and get give by Leif June 10, 2006

Pretty good 

a compliment someone tries to give when the person sucks but they don’t want you to feel bad so they say you are pretty good
Person 1: how have my skills progressed
Person 2: oh you’re pretty good I guess

what you no good 

A) A question that asks what one has been up to.
B) A question that asks how one is feeling.
Meaning A:
W: What you no good?
K: Not much, just chillin'.

Meaning B:
W: What you no good?
K: I ain't so good cos I got real bad gas from all them sodas.

hurts so good

a song by the artist 'Beren Olivia' which you should stream from June 12th
i streamed hurts so good so @berensbby never got mad at me
hurts so good by berensbby June 9, 2020