Cigar shopping

The act of a married male; standardized Male and Female union. Wherein the husband states he’s going to “cigar shopping” with his friend Dave to his partner. But in fact he’s off preforming oral copulation upon many a stranger. This act isn’t solely relighted to the transient and unfamiliar. He even sucks off Dave.

“ Hey honey Dave and I are going Cigar Shopping. There’s a new cigar shop that just opened up on 53’rd and 3’rd and we’re going to sample their wears. Don’t wait up. What? Dinner? No thank you I’ll get something with Dave.”

by Dr. Word Doctor. September 18, 2022

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Wippa snappa

A bitch that gets down with the get down

“Damn she a wippa snappa she know how to do shit”

by ravenmills03 October 9, 2022

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The sloppy cow

When the man inserts his penis into a bowl of fruit loops and then the female has to suck a fruit loop off his tip. The male proceeds to dump the cereal in the females vagina and pounds her fast and hard

Man: babe wanna do the sloppy cow tonight
Woman: sure babe I’ll get the fruit loops ready

by Xxcowpounder October 27, 2022

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Miami shopping cart

A Long Island ice tea with cocaine.

Gary lay off the Miami shopping carts you might get diarrhea.

by Popeye the shopping man November 13, 2022

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Pain Shopping

Conducting investigations to confirm invited that your partner is cheating/lying on/to you.

Searching through your partner's phone, social media activity, following/surveiling them, and getting someone to "loyalty test" your partner, are all examples of this behavior.

I was pain shopping through his phone today to see if he's still liking that other chick's photos.

by anonymous December 3, 2022

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