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Locked Media

A sub-genre of 'Lost Media' where said 'Lost Media' is not actually lost but is being gatekept among a single person or small group of people who do not release for any (number of )reason(s).
Person 1: Yo, you hear that "K" cuck mod on the Backyardigans wiki gatekeept the original lost pilot called "Me and My Friends"?
Person 2: Yea man! I mean imagine, just IMAGINE gatekeeping a pilot of a show thats LITERALLY FOR PRESCHOOLERS! We need to create a new term to describe this like 'Locked Media'.
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Locked Media

A sub-genre of 'Lost Media' where said 'Lost Media' is not actually lost but is being gatekept among a single person or small group of people who do not release for any (number of )reason(s).
Person 1: Yo, you hear that "K" cuck mod on the Backyardigans wiki gatekeept the original lost pilot called "Me and My Friends"?
Person 2: Yea man! I mean imagine, just IMAGINE gatekeeping a pilot of a show thats LITERALLY FOR PRESCHOOLERS! We need to create a new term to describe this like Locked Media.

matrix media

A word used by severely disabled twitter users who think people are controlled by the “matrix media” to make certain statements against their will.
Twitter user: “Did you hear Dr. Disrespect admitted to being a pedo!?”

Sped Twitter User: “He didn’t do anything. The matrix media made him say it.”
matrix media by Ahegaoblunt December 11, 2024

legacy media 

the chronically online term for a normal media outlet, apparently inferior to a racist porn website owned by the richest man in america.
idiot 1: oh my god i always watch CNN they say everything is fucked and i should be really scared and keep watching
idiot 2: haha 4 chan insult, typical legacy media sheep man. i get my news from a reliable source. glory to elon, USA! wojak meme
normal person: do y’all ever go outside
legacy media by impoopingrn December 27, 2024

Most Meddlesome Beings 

A term to describe inter-dimensional trouble makers and unwell-wishers who are above and beyond the most meddlesome.

Usually toxic masc beings who are set on destroying the lives of humans.

Also the key ingredient of our new staple food: spaghettified interdimensional catdog-esque most meddlesome beings, akin to Menchi.
The most meddlesome beings have outdone themselves and I lay here on the verge of death as I type this, surrounded by the outcomes of several strings of misfortunes and never ending tales of woe and misery that he has nonchalantly signed me up to, taking it upon himself to perfect the art of meddling and thus further destroying my entire sad-excuse-for-a-life.

muha meds 

The best black market thc disposables on earth now licensed and in your local dispensary.
Thomas: got any bud?
Juan: nah bro all I got is a muha meds disposable.
Thomas: good enough
muha meds by Trump2020&beyond January 8, 2025