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Baby hands

behr: yeah i hate nate "Baby Hands" Youmans.
jack: yeah everyone does dingle berry
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rock hands

rock hands means you are deeply in love with me
“i use the rock hands because i am deeply in love with you
by plant_die May 8, 2022
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Mexican Handshake

When the facial hair of the upper Lip touches the pubic hair above a penis during fellatio
Ben got a Pentakill in League of Legends last night, and Ronald congratulated him with a Mexican Handshake
by anonymous May 11, 2022
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Bunky hands

When your hands have red spots on them resembling eczema.
A pen broke in my hand and it resembled a disgusting illness, to which my friend saw and yelled out “BUNKY HANDS”
by Bryxen May 19, 2022
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Bavarian Hang Glider

The act of feeding your partner an assortment of items from Taco Bell before sexy time, inserting a butt plug in their ass, gluing a small paper parachute on it, and putting them in a face down ass up position. Once there, abruptly squeeze their stomach so that the butt plug shoots out of their ass and glides down slowly. Bonus points if it lands back in their ass.
I took Mandy to Taco Bell last night and surprised her with the Bavarian Hang Glider later…
by Squishy_boi May 25, 2022
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Hulk-hands

A plus sized female with an extremely broad chest, Flintstone feet, watermelon-sized-massively unattractive, saggy breasts, thinning-badly box-jobbed, brass colored hair that has had the same style since the early 2000’s, who has humongous sausage fingers on her obscenely LARGE man-hands.

-Usually married to a racist, conspiracy nut, girly boy, who lets his wife beat him with her bare Hulk-hands or with weapons such as candlesticks or unopened Coke cans.

-Enjoys snacking on already eaten pizza crusts that have been thrown away in the garbage bin for at least 4 to 6 hours.

-Is extremely keen on worming their way into every aspect of one’s life… ie “a SWF”

Definition made popular by Marvel Comics Plastic Toy “hands” of the same name. Circa 2002.
Beth and Dawn were LITERALLY dying when they saw that Johnny’s gift was a pair of HULK-HANDS!!! This was hysterical because of Erin’s Hulk-Hands!!!
by HypodermicDawny June 6, 2022
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Beyond handsome

by lazjabell June 9, 2022
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