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this is how i make my baked beans:

step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl

step 2. put bowl in microwave

step 3. microwave for 45 seconds

step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden

step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave

step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster

step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy

step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin

step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently

step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge

step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices

step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)
mmmmmm i LOVE baken beans num num num!
by allenkey March 30, 2025
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BEANS

Oh and the Beans is also put in your mooouuthh.
by Ohhh and the Beans April 8, 2022
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Beans On Thanos

When you stick your friend's amputated hand up your ass and reach British enlightenment.
"I hear she experienced Beans on Thanos." "Ahh, yes i hear that's been going around!"
by MemoryOther February 25, 2025
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Beans

I will eat beans on this holy day.
by Bruvbird3435 November 6, 2020
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Bean Cocktail

A beaner's pre-cum that winds up in your hotdog that you ordered from sausage frank's party house.
"SHIT, I got a bean cocktail in my 50 cent hotdog"
"Damn Joe, thats better than this bullcock that's in mine though."
by Dinker Chog November 27, 2017
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Intergalactic multi colored chili beans

Different colored chili beans that have come from space. They give you the on demand Pressure gape with out eating a bunch of different concoction of foods. It only takes one bean at a time to have a single use of a Pressure gape.
Hey man watch me eat these Intergalactic multi colored chili beans and watch what happens next!
by covid-rubbers July 27, 2021
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poodle bean

Look at that poodle bean trying to carve the turkey.
by Bend-over November 28, 2013
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