penis of forgiveness 

a tool of ultimate forgiveness. the place she turns to when shes really spat the dummy, crashed the car or shagged the grandpa.

to kiss the penis of forgiveness

penis of forgiveness by mr lobby March 11, 2009

penis coat 

1.the coat on a mans penis
2.the smelly oil that covers a mans anus after bum sex

aaron lickd the penis coat out of peters ass

penis coat by aaron February 23, 2005

penis wrinkle 

a loooooong wiiiide wrinkle on youe johnson

dont touch my penis wrinkle, it might bite you.

penis wrinkle by superduperdooperpooper October 7, 2003

Penis Lubber 

Someone who loves teh cock..

Arr! Matt you freaking Penis Lubber go eat shit!

Penis Lubber by Yokomoko October 16, 2007

penis umbra

The shadow or umbra cast by a penis or as others call it: A dick, a wand, a schlong, a schmecky, a pocket rocket, a hard-on, a stiffy ...

That guy's dick was intimidating: Even his penis umbra cast upon the wall was intimidating, thanks to the advantageously placed lighting, producing such a sharp shadow.

penis umbra by badwsky February 5, 2010

penis trap 

when a girls teeth are so jacked up that it is dangerous to get a blowjob from her.

look at her penis trap, i would be carful with that!

penis trap by madshetay June 7, 2010

Penis Hider 

slang for vagina

man that chick had a tight penis hider on her

Penis Hider by Kentucky Ballad July 24, 2010