small penis

The neighbour who bought the apartment above you to a MUCH cheaper price than yours. The work-buddy who bought your looser stocks at the right price and sold when they where all-time-high. The guy who have more than two women around him during a party despite his total abscense of humour and the boring fact that he was born rich and handsome.

I bought this Porsche Speedster -59 for $300.

by Peppe E May 22, 2003

penis pie

when more than one penis is in a vagina/anus at any given moment. (double penetration)

damn i wont be able to walk for a week cus i got penis pied last night.

by yummeydingdong July 27, 2009

Junior Penis

The act of getting your balls licked by underclassmen. Used when you walk down a hallway and your friend gets repeated compliments from freshmen.

'Heather, do you smell that?'
'Yeah, Kevin I do.'
'Ah, Junior Penis!'

by KHC April 27, 2010

penis goo

Penis Goo is a nice way of saying sperm or c*m.

Rachel: hey ya might not want to sit on Alex's bed, it's full of Penis Goo.

Rebecca: good lookin' out! the guys such a compulsive masturbator.

by lovezit April 7, 2005

penis lashing

chopping off someones penis.

Josh was trying to get in Kenya's pants so Jenna started penis lashing Josh.

by Jenna [MF] Lane June 30, 2008

Rogue Penis

the penis belonging to a man who has had an affair.

John Edwards has a rogue penis!

by Annii October 4, 2008

Ziyad's Penis

A peculiar, odd-looking french fry that will eventually invade the face of the Earth with its extraordinary sodium chloridian abilities to attract and kill humans and other species on Earth.

John: oh no, Aliens have arrived and are going to take over the world!
Me: are you sure that's not just Ziyad's Penis?
John: speaking of that, something smells real-l-lly gooood!!

by fitmerightin1234 November 20, 2019