parking lot 

n. The parking lot is the space between a woman's vagina and anus where the man's scrotum can "park"

Andy's scrotum made loud a slapping noise as it smacked against Sara's parking lot.

parking lot by Andy April 8, 2004

parking 

When a man places his erect phallus inside of a woman's vagina, and after insertion is complete neither party moves until the man removes his member. There is no set time limit for the act of parking.

This method of intercourse is considered not having sex by some young adults members of the LDS church, and therefore is viewed as a loophole in the "not sex before marriage" dogma of the Mormon faith. This notion can be argued as being either extremely naive or very clever, depending on your point of view.

LDS Youth 1: How'd your study date with Denise go last night?

LDS Youth 2: Great! We ended up parking at the end of the night!

LDS Youth 1: Wait. Isn't that sex?

LDS Youth 2: It isn't sex unless you move around and stuff, so we're still pure in the eyes of the Lord.

Non-LDS Youth: (after overhearing the conversation) Parking IS sex; you're justifying it to fit your beliefs.

LDS Youth 1&2: Be gone, non-believer!

parking by DJ EeeKay July 22, 2010

The Rosa Parks 

The act of fucking a black woman while she sits in the back of the bus.

"Oh man, did you see that dude doing the Rosa Parks?"

"Yeah man, that's weird."

The Rosa Parks by Colojolo July 27, 2009

Parking 

1)Someone who is extremely mediocre at golf.

1)George:"Well snap! I just got par for the 6, 382 time today!"

Bob: "You know George, you really are the Parking."

Parking by Captain Tiddlywinks November 19, 2010

No Parking Zone 

1) When a man is about to nail a woman anally but finds, to his dismay, that there is already a butt-plug situated in the confines of her anal region. She is a No Parking Zone

2) A helpful reminder that women in this state can wear on a sign around their necks

1) John (in his head): "Oh boy, I think I can sneak my Johnson in her ass tonight!" Upon finding a butt-plug conveniently (for Sarah) located in her shitter, he exclaims: "Aww! This bitch has a no parking zone!"

2) Steven: O dude! I would love to stick my custard-launcher into her butt!
Kareem: Hate to burst your bubble bro, but she has a "no parking zone" sign on her neck.
Steven: aww man. o well, lets smoke some bud
Kareem: That's the spirit!

No Parking Zone by Haewood Jablowmeeberg July 7, 2009

parkville 

The high where you can find a little bit of everything. You have your wiggers and thier wigger sluts to go along with them, the overwhelming number of black kids who ride the bus up from the city, the greasy skater kids and their pot-smoking girlfriends, the gross nerdy magnet kids, the magnet kids who were shipped here from perry hall, the nast dundalk magnet kids and then the occasional groups of preppy kids which consists mostly of lacrosse girls and baseball boys who hate the rest of parkville.

P-ville kid 1 : yo boy im a wigga, where be my wigga hoe
P-ville kid 2 :Dawg ic oem from the city
P-ville kid 3 : COMputers rule!!
P-ville kid 4: girls lax rules! Oh, and I hate all te rest of you

parkville by magnet is for losers April 28, 2005

Sarah Jessica Parker 

An ugly, useless, odd-eyed, actress, who is terrible at almost everything she does publicly. Her voice and reaction in acting is that of a 5 year old's. Her scream is terrible and very threatening. She is also getting older and older and older every hour of every day. It is believed she gets plastic surgery and Botox behind the eyes of the media.

Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a horse. Her head is shaped like a foot too!

Sarah Jessica Parker by Raine tones August 17, 2011