small penis

The neighbour who bought the apartment above you to a MUCH cheaper price than yours. The work-buddy who bought your looser stocks at the right price and sold when they where all-time-high. The guy who have more than two women around him during a party despite his total abscense of humour and the boring fact that he was born rich and handsome.

I bought this Porsche Speedster -59 for $300.

by Peppe E May 22, 2003

penis pie

when more than one penis is in a vagina/anus at any given moment. (double penetration)

damn i wont be able to walk for a week cus i got penis pied last night.

by yummeydingdong July 27, 2009

Baboon Penis

When a dude's penis looks bright red on the head like a baboons buttocks.

Sally: "OMG last night I gave Roby head for the first time, ROBY has a baboon penis!"

Mary: "NO WAY!?"

by sex educator November 16, 2011

penis lashing

chopping off someones penis.

Josh was trying to get in Kenya's pants so Jenna started penis lashing Josh.

by Jenna [MF] Lane June 30, 2008

corvette penis

An especially small penis, often leading to overcompensation by sportscar.

Her: who are you going to satisfy with that tiny thing?
Him: Me, bitch, now lie down!

Sheila really regretted dating a guy with a corvette penis

by cyberpope67,BC,Canada July 26, 2013

Junior Penis

The act of getting your balls licked by underclassmen. Used when you walk down a hallway and your friend gets repeated compliments from freshmen.

'Heather, do you smell that?'
'Yeah, Kevin I do.'
'Ah, Junior Penis!'

by KHC April 27, 2010

penis music

Please give examples of penis music!

penis music

by Krkič January 10, 2022