Michael Scott

That's what she said

That joke's getting old because Michael Scott said it too much

by Rictoman February 2, 2025

Michael

The smartest person you will ever meet. He's the one you will want to spend every moment of your life better lived if only could spend it with him. You will love him more than the sun and will need him more than breath itself. I love you, my Superman.

Me : you're something different

Michael : I'm your Superman

by iammelinda January 28, 2026

Michael-Aggression

When your friend/acquaintance named Michael says or does something slightly offensive

Yeah my buddy Michael asked to touch Jamal’s afro, it was definitely a Michael-Aggression

by Mr. Petrov February 28, 2026

Michdemeanor

The charge of a misdemeanor for the murder of a bicyclist or pedestrian in Michigan by a motor vehicle.

The hit-and-run driver who killed the young cyclist was found, and charged with a Michdemeanor. The driver's license was suspended for six months.

by Pandemicrat March 18, 2025

michael hallbach

Trifling man whore; a man who likes to have car dates with hookers, who lies about everything, even things he doesn't have to lie about, who flirts with and sleeps with many women even while in a relationship, who constantly yells and complains about his life falling apart because of the choices he's made in his life. He has no remorse.

Wow, did you hear about that Michael Hallbach guy that Sally was with? He did her dirty. She didn't deserve that.

by Not_my_circus March 19, 2025

Michael Jackson

The person that goes ‘Hee hee!’

Did you see Michael Jackson’s new song?

by xcon_ban on ROBLOX March 20, 2025

Michdemeanor

The criminal charge a Michigan driver is given when he kills a pedestrian or a bicyclist riding in a bike lane.

The driver who killed that 10-year-old riding home from school was slapped on the wrist with a Michdemeanor.

by Pandemicrat March 20, 2025