Pennsylvanian Bottlecap

A form of perverted flirtation, in which a man shoots a water bottle cap down his throat, waits for it to come out and sends it to his lover as a gift or tribute.

Person A: Have you been talking to Jenny?
Person B: Yeah in fact I sent her a Pennsylvanian Bottlecap
Person A: Oh shit, she's all yours now!

by KrakMan October 31, 2020

Slack batter

When you are able to blow a load whilst having a semi or flaccid chap.

Man, I had no idea whether she was a minger or minter, and still couldn't work it out after I slack battered her chin ...

by Ulazygit October 21, 2020

the bettles

A knockoff of the band "The Beatles"

Me: Hey bro! did you see the new song the bettles came out with a few days ago?

by ieatnails February 15, 2021

Reverse Battery

When you beat yourself up then accuse someone else of doing it

I got charged with battery when Todd Reverse battery'd himself

by Choke Me Funny January 29, 2021

Apples battery

YES FINALLY ITS CHARG- oh its gone

Hey guys my apples battery just died within 2 milliseconds

by sadawdfasfq3tgrsghsag March 24, 2021

Fuzzy Battery Company

The best battery supplier for any machinery in the Mushroom Kingdom.

The Fuzzy Battery Company is full of power!

by Γαπδθμ Λφπ Δдялειг April 3, 2021

Water bottle

Enslaved moisture

I drank some enslaved moisture out of that water bottle

by Greatness 0wO April 15, 2021