Alex

A man who has a creepy obsession with blonde girls. Commonly goes by SP (Small Puppy), and he loves his wawa (water). His special party trick is making girls fall asleep on his chest. His biceps are known to women and sexy men as thing 1 and thing 2. He is an avid creatine user, and his preferred method of ingestion is snorting it. His weaknesses vary from alcohol, marijuana, the sauna, tobacco products, girls, blonde girls, girls with blue eyes, and any girls at all.

Hey, go save that blonde girl from Alex before she falls asleep on his chest.

by Double Beef Smith December 8, 2025

Alex

Alex, a name commonly used to call someone named Alex. It can also be used to call someone a lazy ass nigger faggot

Look at Alex! His name is alex

Alex is such an alex

by alexraper67 December 9, 2025

Alex

Commonly pronounced Jaleks or Kaleks in certain regions, also called Retard or Reaturd.

Alex the retard, Hey !

by Eddz184 December 10, 2025

ALEX

Alex is a very sexy man or woman who you have sexual desires (very kinky) for even tho they will probably reject you and call you disgusting (but you like it, since your probably into that), stems for the attraction for the minecraft character

Ohhh, he’s an Alex for he’s making me bust all over myself

by MENNNNNNahhhhhhh~ December 25, 2025

Alex

Alex

Alex: A lad who like to cum everywhere especially on the walls and in lasses hair and makes her clean it up

by Wigglerisbae February 8, 2024

Alex Samuel Somers

A handsome charming charismatic rizzler that you stick your gyatt out to because he is so skibiti and fanum tax you want to be his sigma go to him and give him your ohio

Alex Samuel Somers is a rizzler

by Tigritz February 13, 2024

The Alex

To insert your foot inside someone's rectal cavity for non-sexual enjoyment.
Akin to wearing a warm shoe.

I hear Geoff did The Alex on Mike, how loose is his clacker?
"He's pretty loose but still trucking"

by Nedflix'n'Diddly February 17, 2024