A person that enjoys pissing other people off. Douches are selfish, obnoxious, mean and like it when someone's angry. A douche doesn't realise that they're a douche and thinks they're cool because they find it funny to piss everyone off. Only males can be referred to as a douche. A female that behaves douchy is a bitch.
by JustSomeRandomLad December 15, 2022
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Like a mega douche but way douchier.
It’s a combination of words “douche” and the Spanish word “chupacabra”
Like a mega douche but way douchier.
It’s a combination of words “douche” and the Spanish word “chupacabra”
by The best bartender in Parma April 15, 2023
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My buddies got a little drunk & carried away around the campfire the other night and one of them decided to poop without grabbing TP and had to ask the other to give him a festive douche in order to get right.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
Weird thing is my other buddy told me how much HE enjoyed the night, but they are both married so I guess they aren't gay.
by milpoolSK April 24, 2023
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