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douche ranger

A person of the ultimate level of douchery. They patrol other areas creating other forms of douche baggery.

Thus being a douche ranger.
Robyn: Give me a kiss my shoulder hurts
Jarrell: Hell no you douche ranger leave me alone!
by Rello84 January 16, 2017
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Tricky Dick Douche

When a woman has her period and her man won’t fuck her but she knows she’s on her last day and just needs cleaned out. So she lies to him and gets cleaned out out by a solid pumping and some jizz.
Needed to clean my bloody lady pipes so I lied to Matt so he would fuck me, I got that tricky dick douche.
by AppleAss69 March 13, 2023
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Douche Bag

A fantacy football player who gloats about his large points lead despite the fact it was achieved through luck and no real drafting skill.
The leage commissioner of NY Fantacy football in Mahopac NY is a Douche Bag
by takadirtnap December 15, 2010
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Douche canoe

Landen is a fucking douche canoe
by Harrysavage January 23, 2023
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Douche Mannequin

that hip new age guy that just built a new house down the street and has a tesla. but no local job in the area and out to take a mile. usually seen tryna hit that grind by using the locals for their services.
that douche mannequin is a lazy bastard. lets go raid his settlement.
by Dud Dudlee January 3, 2024
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douche-glide

Those "hoverboards" that only douchebag ride on
Check out my new douche-glide I now don't have to use my legs to go places!
by Dafuqlmao-_- April 21, 2016
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douche

a person who critisizes other and starts problems with other that they don't actually know. These people usually just judge others based on what they're wearing or the way they look. They think others are douchebags, and don't realize that they are themselves.
Douche: "That black guy is wearing Armani, he is such a douchebag, i bet he stole it and thinks he's cool"
Normal guy: "He's my neighbor. He is actually really nice, works at the grocery for a part-time job while going to university and likes to dress nicely."
by inrialiti March 6, 2011
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