IHOP Confessional

A sexual act performed in an IHOP bathroom, with 3 people involved. One holds a bottle of syrup aloft over the closed stall door, chanting words of forgiveness and prayer to two people having intercourse on the sink. It is vital for correct performance that the syrup priest, or “Maple Minister”, maintain the seal of confessional by keeping the door closed, unable to see the intwined parties on the sink. During the ritual, it is vital that Minister apply holy oil (syrup) to the confessors, in order to better achieve forgiveness while still maintaining the aforementioned seal of confessional. No line of sight. Confessors must be naked, as sin was devised at the nudity of Adam and Eve in the Garden. The confessors will confess their sins, while being anointed, and absolutely fucking.

(This is the reason no more than 2 people are allowed in an IHOP bathroom at a time.)

*Kneeling Upon Saint Syrup*

Father I have sinned, and don't know what to do.

Nonsense Child. Join me for an IHOP confessional and let your sins speak through you. Strawberry, Blueberry, Old Fashioned, or Butter Pecan?

IHOP Confessional by Pancake Apostles March 3, 2026

Inversion confused

Someone that doesn't know the difference or complementary colors and inverted colors

"He's an inversion confused man."

Inversion confused by LatvianGambitIsVeryGood March 10, 2026

False confidence man

The type of man who is full of false confidence about his abilities to satisfy a woman in the bedroom (or wherever else you try to get your rocks off. A man who thinks he made a woman squirt even though she's so turned off she can only describe it as being fucked by a pencil wrapped in sandpaper

Mark was known as False Confidence man despite having to repetitively ask the woman for reassurance & to ask vital questions such as "am I doing this right?"

False confidence man by Thefairyseshmother March 19, 2026

Inverted Confirmation Bias

A mirror image of confirmation bias: the tendency to actively seek out and remember evidence that contradicts one's own beliefs, while discounting confirmatory evidence. It's the hallmark of the chronic contrarian or the self‑flagellating intellectual who believes that if they agree with something, it must be wrong. Inverted confirmation bias can be as distorting as its more famous cousin, because it systematically overweights disconfirmation, leading to a persistently negative or oppositional stance regardless of the actual balance of evidence.

Example: “She automatically rejected any policy supported by her own party, only trusting opposition sources—inverted confirmation bias, mistaking opposition for objectivity.”

Inverted Confirmation Bias by Abzugal Nammugal Enkigal April 16, 2026

Jamaican Press Conference 

The act of having a woman insert a smoking pipe, or any such instrument capable of smoking marijuana, into her vagina, and allowing a group no smaller than five people to reciprocate the contents from her vagina prior to her extracting the contents from the smoking device

Sally invited me and the folks over to partake of her weekly bud, only to find out that it was going to be a jamaican press conference; a sexual orgy followed us doing so.

Jamaican Press Conference by Dill_Swanson March 25, 2010

Wipe to Confirm 

The act of wiping your butt a last time to confirm that your hole is clean and completely rid of crap. Used to reaffirm the suspicion that you've finished wiping when your previous fold of toilet paper is stainless.

Derived from the phrase, "Swipe to Confirm"

John: Man, my ass is itchy...
Dale: You sure you wiped properly, bro?
John: Nah I was in a rush man, didn't have time to check
Dale: Dayum! That's nasty! I always check properly before I leave... Wipe to Confirm, Wipe to Confirm, man

Wipe to Confirm by John Dale August 15, 2012

fog of perpetual confusion 

Fog of perpetual confusion: a state of mind in which one simply cannot comprehend simple logic.

Aka: Chelsey Leanne Williford.

I tried explaining simple English to Mrs. Williford. The word was "yup." I sent her the urban dictionary meaning her response was "what???". "Fog of perpetual confusion"

fog of perpetual confusion by munkieflu March 17, 2014