Wet Lad

Gareth Scourf - derived from the adjective ''shlad'' or ''shit lad''.

A Wet Lad may be defined by;

Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.

Never doing what you say you will.

Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.

Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.

''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.

by gareth scourf January 13, 2011

Wet Crumpet

A Crumpet soaked in Tea

Man i love Wet Crumpets for Breakfast

by Spilled April 28, 2019

Wet envelope

The act of bukkake with a postal worker

"After delivering the package into the slot they gave him a wet envelope!"

by DexTheSex May 4, 2025

doody chute wet willy

when you brutally moisten your index finger and then shove it in the ass of one of your sleeping friends.

hey mike is asleep

I'm going to give him a doody chute wet willy

by TheColgator May 29, 2022

Wet Drink

The act of urinating in someone's mouth after ejaculating on their face.

Larry gave Tyler a wet drink

by Richardhair98 August 18, 2024

Wet Clay

A moist black mans arsehole

"Ghee Bily Boo your sure slipped into that wet clay easily"
"I sure do love wet clay in the morning"

by Sloppy Spooby May 13, 2015

de wet

De Wet is the Irish's answer to the tall dark and handsome stereotype. With his gorgeous ginger locks, boyish good looks and afinity for all things Pokemon, a De Wet will most certainly star in the fantasies of Jamaican Bobsled team-members. If you ever come accross a De Wet, be sure to catch em!

Person 1: "Sally, I met a De Wet last night... I was chasing a rare Pokemon and his ginger hair caught my eye"

Person 2: "Well I hope you caught him too!"

by BlackRose512 March 9, 2017