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Twattle

The Twattle is the fatty, limp, wrinkled flesh that hangs down on President TRUMP’s neck. Similar to the pink flesh that hangs down on a Turkey’s neck which called a Wattle.
Yesterday, President Trump’s twattle was exposed when he slipped and fell on the Air Force One boarding steps.
by IrieMoe55 June 9, 2025
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Twatsicle

That guy’s not just a douch, he’s a twatsicle.”
by GrammarNazis June 19, 2025
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Twattoo

Modernized form of the traditional,"trampstamp". Instead of on a woman's lower back, it's located on or very near the vagina.
"Wow, did you see her twattoo? Should probably send Lewis and Clark up in that before messing with it."
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Twatt

A small hamlet in the Shetland Islands, not to be confused with the British curse word Twat.
"Last weekend, I visited your house in Twatt."
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Twaterpated

For a straight male to be distracted by a female wanting sex
That mother f***** so twaterpated he can't see straight
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Twatapiller

A twatapiller is someone who will grow into a beautiful butterfly and f##k off once they have finished twatting about.
A van pulled in front of me while driving straight off the slip road into a full lane of traffic at speed, "What a twatapiller "
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Twater

That thin, watery pre-squirt that leaks out of a ketchup bottle before the real load of ketchup arrives. Warm-up drizzle. The condiment equivalent of pre-cum — unwanted, messy, and guaranteed to ruin the mood (and your fries).
“Bro, I squeezed too hard and got twater all over my burger. Felt like the bottle just nutted disappointment on my plate.”
by Gaweezinack69 October 12, 2025
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