Definitions by Pratchov

Cumtainer

a receptacle, living or not, for holding, protecting, or transporting sperm.

1. "Hey, Bob, allow me to introduce you to my cumtainer. We just got married last week."

2. "Will you please hand me the cumtainer out of the freezer?"

Cumtainer by Pratchov November 23, 2025

buckshit 

Explosive diarrhea which leaves the anus in a pattern very similar to a spray of buckshot.

1. I better get to a toilet before I spray y'all with buckshit.

2. That baby's buckshit just annihilated her diaper!

buckshit by Pratchov July 31, 2025

buckshit 

Explosive diarrhea which leaves the anus in a pattern very similar to a spray of buckshot.

1. I better get to a toilet before I spray y'all with buckshit.

2. That baby's buckshit just annihilated her diaper!

buckshit by Pratchov July 31, 2025

Blogina 

A bloody vagina at the peak of its monthly phase.

"HEYYY!!! Get that blogina off my clean sofa!!

Blogina by Pratchov July 3, 2025

Twattoo 

Modernized form of the traditional,"trampstamp". Instead of on a woman's lower back, it's located on or very near the vagina.

"Wow, did you see her twattoo? Should probably send Lewis and Clark up in that before messing with it."

Twattoo by Pratchov June 30, 2025