Ball’s Palsy

When one testicle droops lower than the other. Can also be called Bell’s ballsy.

Ya see that dudes uneven nuts. Def case of Ball’s palsy.

by Cracker Black October 10, 2020

Adam's Uncle

A very old man.

My grandpa is such an Adam's Uncle, he used to live on the border between Africa and South America!

by Kahdlibber October 8, 2017

that's three in the corner

A Simon Anthony saying when a 3 is placed in a corner cell of a Sudoku grid and us usually followed by REM lyrics;

"And a 3 goes into the corner cell....that's three in the corner, that's three in the spotlight, losing its religion"

by markscottuk December 19, 2021

Dvorak's law

The worse the economy, not only do the hookers get better looking, but they get cheaper.

Some postulate that additionally, hookers get more business during a worse economy, however Dvorak himself attributes this to supply and demand which often leads to an increase in business (i.e. tricks) which is driven by the need to compensate for loss of revenue caused by the same reduction in cost stated in Dvorak's law.

by varicocele June 21, 2013

ship's doctor syndrome

This describes a medical provider who cannot find land employment due to incompetence, personality or addiction, so they must seek work in a less desirable location in shipping or remote prisons.

The pill popping doctor working in a Mississippi prison is suffering from ship's doctor syndrome.

by I, Wreckerrr March 25, 2017

Sniper's Delight

Someone with a huge forehead - therefore making them a perfect target for a sniper.

See also: sniper's dream

"Nice shot, Max. That was over 3,000 meters!"
"Thank's bud. No big deal. It was easy, that target's huge melon was a real sniper's delight."

by ToddUncommon March 15, 2020

Mutt's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of an amerimutt mentioning black dicks or interracial sex approaches 1.

wow, thats Mutt's Law in action!

by shit wanka July 12, 2020